a very devious psychological smile tricking you that everything in the deal will be ok when its not
John told me that he will never get his money back. So I gave him the Nigerian smile and told him that its ok
THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER.
Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.
Bubba went into prison straight while they turned him into a woman.
by far the best tasting water you can get. The reason why no one drinks tap water anymore. Drink a bottle of Poland Spring and try to compare it to other brands of bottle water and tap water from the toilet. You will see a huge difference in the taste.
I only drink poland spring water and no other water
The best tasting cereal ever created! It taste amazing. Unfortunately they stopped selling a few years ago. This cereal is based on Buzz Lightyear from the movie Toy Story.
I love eating buzz blasts cereal for breakfast
By far the best most delicious cut of steak to eat.
I ate a Ribeye steak with fries last night
The laughingstock of the MLB.
Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"
Sick Patient: "What's that?"
Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"
Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"
The new ballpark for the Mets. Since the old one was a filthy stinking sewage dump (Shea Stadium) the new Shiti Field wont be much better, especially compared to the new Yankee Stadium.
Shiti Field looks like shit. It probably will smell like a sewer since its built on a landfill in Flushing right next to where Shea was.