7 definitions by sinner86

doucheplex

The neighboring douche bags had to hurry home to their doucheplex to douche the day away so they could be ready to receive the night.

by sinner86 November 18, 2007

Dying in an attempt to expel an abnormal amount of toxins through means of shitting, much like Elvis.

Sweat poured from his body as he faced the Feces of Death while rocking on the toilet.

by sinner86 February 10, 2008

When a douche bag hose wraps itself around the neck of a douching douche bag who's head is up their ass.

The danger of the hose stranglings became know as the Douche of Hazard.

by sinner86 November 18, 2007

A disease occurring when someone is so full of shit that it actually runs through their blood.

The avid bullshitter was diagnosed with a severe case of Fecal Cell Anemia.

by sinner86 February 10, 2008

A device used to prevent the earth's destruction from rotting stench and ooze.

The whore house was ordered by the government ordinance to make use of the Douche Day Device before all the flowers died.

by sinner86 February 10, 2008

When Mary Poppins needs to freshen up under the old umbrella, she just supercalifragilisticexpialidouches.

by sinner86 February 10, 2008

What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.

For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.

by sinner86 November 18, 2007