the day lance armstrong was diagnosed with cancer.

A short term for "diagnosed".

Disclaimer: Names and places have been changed to protect the pinners. Any reference to person(s) living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Description:

Acute Monogenucleopinneritis, more commonly known as Pinneritis, is a disease or the brain caused by Kai-Uwe syndrome, a rare condition whereby the patient, usually of German descent, is easily susceptible to peer-pressure and homosexual tendencies. Pinneritis is characterized by little or no money management skills, drug and/or alcohol abuse, an inability to show any self-restraint or self-control, and a lack of care or consideration for others. Once diagnosed patients are expected not to live any longer than 5 years, unless immediate medical attention is sought.

Symptoms:

Low or non-existent credit rating.
Addiction to alcohol, weed, and porn.
Maxing out your Credit Card and Overdraft so you can buy more weed.
Lying to your parents, constantly.
Lying to your friends, constantly.
Excessive dental work.
Poor personal hygiene.
Drinking and driving.
Loss of drivers license, multiple times.

Treatment:

If you experience any of these symptoms please contact your family doctor. Pinneritis is treatable in it's early form. A straight-forward smack upside the head, repeated if necessary, until patient loses the ability to move arms and legs. A rehabilitation center is in the midst of being developed in the little known country of Poochland, situated off the coast of Mexico. The center will by run by it's fo...

a condition whereby after a virus or an infection, a patient is extremely exhasted and suffers dizziness, nausea, pain, othostatic intolerence and other symtoms.

There is no diagnostic test for chronic fatigue syndrome and is really is a disease of exclusion.

In many cases patients are diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome but turn out to have serious immune system problems, cancer, dysautonomia and other.

Defoe Syndrome is a severe physical condition where the body starts to mutate. The legs start to get cellulite all over them. Then the upper lip amazingly gets shorter and shorter until it suddenly dissapears making closing your mouth nearly impossible.

Defoe Syndrome originates in the DeFoe Family starting with Steve and will unfortunately linger on if any female is crazy enough to have Steves Diagnosed DeFoe Syndrome babies.

The day you get diagnosed with Life; for some reason, people choose to celebrate this day. See birth certificate.

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Hules (above), the recently suspended Viceroy of Dumb Enterprises, is a teenage yout(h). He is "special". Recently he was diagnosed with birdflu, DBC, and terrets. He is also an abused child from various childhood experiences, one which gave him the power of three. At the birth of his third nipple the ultimate question was asked, "If Hules cloned himself as a female (no Hules isn't a woman) would the female clone also have the three nipples? And would there be three boobs or two nipples on one boob or something else?" If you have an answer to the question please post it on either the forums or in the guestbook. Hules also has dreams involving transvestites, bigfoot, himself, and some other stuff that is so disturbing that it shouldn't ever be mentioned again until after the apocalypse. He is a big fan of the Beatles and other classic rock artists. Even though he is a big fan of the Beatles he thought that James Taylor was the Beatles. As you can tell Hules is a complete retard. Hules also is a flaming square tool made of fairy fruit kept in a shed. Every day after lunch Hules rapes his favorite picture and is always friendly to it. The Kinks also wrote a song about Hules entitled "Lola". The song is about a transexual man that calls himself Lola. Hules loves to frolic in the autumn mist. This is actually missunderstood by Hules. He thinks that autumn is the time after St. Johns finishes gym class, and th...