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"Smead" is slang; used mostly by Freshmen in Albia, "Smead" has come to mean a multitude of insults. "Moron", "idiot", "dwarf", "small person who is uber-annoying" are some of the most common.
Smead is such a Smead.
by Shouryu May 05, 2004
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1. A puppy's tail that was shaved and done fallded off.
2. A great friend
Smead comes from some Puppy and he be a great friend of mine. I loves Smead.
by Fnee! September 05, 2003
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U r a smead
by Rob November 07, 2003
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receiving a blowjob while smoking a joint or blunt
The girl told the boy she doesn't smoke but was willing to give some smead.
by PushaTarzan September 01, 2016
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