mj_oblio's definitions

yard work

Time spent maintaining the pubic region either by waxing or shaving. Mostly in females, however, not unheard of in male pornstars or gay men.

Rachael's exemplary yard work was noticed by all at the beach.

by mj_oblio March 13, 2004

The Day after tomorrow

Quite possibly the worst film ever made, You get: Dennis Quaid with a bad dye job, New York getting a thorough high colonic (By Mr Freeze) and the best junk science the Hollywood elites can muster. In general, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" with an exhorbitant effects budget>

I have had better written bowel movements than "The Day After Tomorrow".

by mj_oblio November 6, 2004

plexi

One who has their head so far up their ass they need a plexiglass window in their stomach to see where they are going.

Ralph Nader sure is a plexi!

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

Rogue Missile

An unwanted erection occurring at an inopportune time.

Pete was standing in the check out line when he sprouted a rogue missile.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

Columbia

The first of America's space shuttle fleet (Enterprise was actually built first, but never flew in space.). First flight event occurred in 1981. She was destroyed upon reentry into earth's atmosphere in 2003 killing her crew of seven.

Columbia flew her maiden voyage in 1981.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

Driving the white bus

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.

After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.

by mj_oblio June 17, 2004