Definitions by mj_oblio

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE 

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

The Day after tomorrow

Quite possibly the worst film ever made, You get: Dennis Quaid with a bad dye job, New York getting a thorough high colonic (By Mr Freeze) and the best junk science the Hollywood elites can muster. In general, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" with an exhorbitant effects budget>

I have had better written bowel movements than "The Day After Tomorrow".

The Day after tomorrow by mj_oblio November 6, 2004

Driving the white bus 

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.

After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.

Driving the white bus by mj_oblio June 17, 2004

yard work 

Time spent maintaining the pubic region either by waxing or shaving. Mostly in females, however, not unheard of in male pornstars or gay men.

Rachael's exemplary yard work was noticed by all at the beach.

yard work by mj_oblio March 13, 2004

knorn on the knob 

Excrement with a high level of texture due to consumption of corn.

The knorn on the knob hurt so much that John regretted eating three ears of corn.

knorn on the knob by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

neon 

Street automobile "art" form that showed up in the early 90's. Mostly to showcase a car that cannot get out of it's own way.

Hey Scooter, How much faster does that neon make your car?

neon by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

Rogue Missile 

An unwanted erection occurring at an inopportune time.

Pete was standing in the check out line when he sprouted a rogue missile.

Rogue Missile by mj_oblio February 29, 2004