bullzen

When someone claims to be all "zen", but their actions show they are full of shit.

Adam claims he has put things behind him, and that he is in a Zen place....but his contractions show it is just bullzen

by Meadow Soprano October 15, 2005

alcowhoric

Someone who gets drunk and has sex with many people.....often

Tara Reid and Paris Hilton are perfect examples of someone who is an alcowhoric

by Meadow Soprano October 09, 2005

A Better Place

a "place" where people claim to be when they have left emotional baggage behind; whether this is true or not is only shown by their behavior

After years of therapy and reading self help books, he claimed that he was in A Better Place, but his actions showed that this was not the case

by Meadow Soprano October 02, 2005

lynipulation

using lies to manipulate people in your life, just to get what you want

Allen wanted everyone to feel sorry for him when his best friends and lover cut him out of their lives, but they were sick of his lynipulation, and his need to control

by Meadow Soprano September 02, 2005

H.U.Y.A.S.

Head Up Your Ass Syndrome....an affliction that most Americans seem to have lately.....

She was talking on her cell while driving, so she almost ran over a pedestrian, and then took up 2 parking spots.....she definitely has H.U.Y.A.S.

by Meadow Soprano December 05, 2005

gunche

a hairless pussy.......bald as a baby

what do you prefer......just a wax, or go for the gunche?

by Meadow Soprano August 02, 2005

delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

by Meadow Soprano November 15, 2005