max's definitions

doodie

a stupid person ie:dumbass

Kaneen is such a doodie.

by Max November 27, 2002

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

faction

A group sharing similar views, usually against other groups. Factions can be sports related, political, or social.

The FARC is a faction fighting the Colombian government due to political differences.

by Max November 9, 2003

Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.

Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!

by Max February 25, 2005

Barrow in Furness

Ideally situated between Heysham Nuclear power station to the south, the faltering Sellafield Nuclear reprocessing plant to the north and The Nuclear Submarine Facility in the town centre. The background radiation gives Barrow a Mediterranean climate.
Residents of Barrow also enjoy 20% unemployment, chronic heroin addiction (dubbed Heroin Capital of the North), extreme violence and the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Barrow can also proudly claim to have 3 of the its shore lines in Britains top 10 polluted beaches.

So why not try a place with a difference and try Barrow!

"The Seaside town, that they forgot to close down"

by max January 14, 2004

Chisla

To be one that has done something of extreme stupidity

You spilt my baileys you fucking CHISLA

by Max February 9, 2004

hooknose

Jewish nose, similar to a hook.

Brian (Greham Chapman):
I'm not a Roman, Mum!
And I never will be!
I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!

by max August 9, 2004