max's definitions

pleasure pole

Another name for a Penis

"his pleasure pole was only one fuckin inch, i'd say it was more of a pin than a pole"

by max May 2, 2005

to the max

Something done in the style of Max Hardcore.

He boned that girl to the Max.

by max December 25, 2004

hempel

An animal, only existing in germany.
The full name is "gemeiner haushempel" which is in english somethin like "common househempel". "hempel" is often used as an expression by the german kids. This idea goes back to andreas lange who used "hempel" first as an expression to say that somebody is quite silly. Little time later almost everybody in germany knows how to use it.

"Jetzt halt doch mal dein maul du hempel"
"Shut the fuck up u fuckin hempel"

by max July 16, 2003

yoder

n-Another name for a penis

Dude, I can see your yoder

by max January 29, 2005

Justy

short for Justine, my gorgeuous beautiful girlfriend, who i love very very much

i love Justy more than anything in the world

by Max September 25, 2006

stanima

stamina when you are drunk

I'm so tired. My stanima is almost gone.

by Max November 28, 2003

Autopsy

Act of a sexual nature in which you cut a hole in a woman's body cavity and have sex with it! see:Nightmare on Elm Street

I totally autopsied her and gave her a Nightmare on Elm Street!

by Max February 24, 2005