Ramen

In addition to cheap Asian noodles, in many circles the word has come to be a colloquialism any cheap food eaten by those who cannot afford much more.

College is so expensive these days, I'm going to have to spend the next four years eating ramen.

by Max May 25, 2003

cornbread

your ass's virginity

If you go to jail, you will most likely lose your cornbread

by max April 07, 2004

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

lenord dantzler

a dood who thinks hes harry potter and wishes he was eminems son but hes pretty kool

look at lenard run away from phil

by max December 09, 2004

fountains of wayne

A 72 year old store down the street from me that sells hideous Italian-style fountains between a hamburger place and a computer outlet.

Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.

Hey, Doug! Have you picked up anything from your garden for this summer?

Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.

by Max May 27, 2004

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giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 07, 2004

sfazir

This means to slap furiously with a wooden plank. Origin is unknown but dates back to the early 70's.

I sfazired on of my carpool people.

by Max March 03, 2005