max's definitions

the mask

One of the funniest movies ever made. Underestimated by many, a movie brought to life by the superbly over the top acting of Jim Carrey

er...........the mask is fucking top drawer.

by max May 19, 2005

meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"

by max February 8, 2004

dina

nassers bitch(sister)

nasser:i love my sister dina, shes my toy

by max November 13, 2003

represent

Something said by dumbass yuppie posers in order to get thier ass kicked.

Marlow: Represent, yo!
*THWACK*

by Max May 11, 2004

russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

by max May 17, 2005

sympatico

An expression used by seamen when they visit prostitutes in a port and a prostitute doesn't charge one of them because "she liked it." The lucky stiff then brags, "I had a sympatico" and his friends echo enviously, "He had a sympatico."

See definition.

by Max December 6, 2003

shaw

A young farmer who is known around fife for his rugby skills, and his stregnth.

"holy creoly, that guy is solid."

"his name is Shaw"

by max May 1, 2005