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Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!
Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!
Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
by Max February 21, 2009
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A paticular picture of a man after using PCP. A.k.a: Angel dust.
There is a caption underneath the picture:
while under the influence of angel dust this man decided to peel off his own face using pieces of broken mirror and feed the strips of flesh to his pet dogs. he survived due to the large amounts of drugs anesthetizing his system. The dogs were removed by police to the animal shelter, where their stomachs were pumped, resulting in the recovery of pieces of the mans face, lips, and nose
It is a very vivid picture, including ample amounts of blood.
Faceless.jpg is in someones photobucket account. DO NOT GET TRICKED.
THIS PICTURE IS NOT FOR ANYONE WHO GETS SCARED, DOES NOT LIKE BLOOD, OR CANNOT SLEEP AFTER HAUNTING IMAGES.
There is a caption underneath the picture:
while under the influence of angel dust this man decided to peel off his own face using pieces of broken mirror and feed the strips of flesh to his pet dogs. he survived due to the large amounts of drugs anesthetizing his system. The dogs were removed by police to the animal shelter, where their stomachs were pumped, resulting in the recovery of pieces of the mans face, lips, and nose
It is a very vivid picture, including ample amounts of blood.
Faceless.jpg is in someones photobucket account. DO NOT GET TRICKED.
THIS PICTURE IS NOT FOR ANYONE WHO GETS SCARED, DOES NOT LIKE BLOOD, OR CANNOT SLEEP AFTER HAUNTING IMAGES.
by Max January 20, 2005
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Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!
Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?
Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?
by mAx May 3, 2004
Get the Donkeywaffle mug.gu: that beatrice just walked into that tall grass area
gu: and just pissed even though there were like 7 ppl at the bus stop
max: SICK.
Gu: i got a 90% on my math test.
Kenny: That low?
Gu: SICK.
gu: and just pissed even though there were like 7 ppl at the bus stop
max: SICK.
Gu: i got a 90% on my math test.
Kenny: That low?
Gu: SICK.
by Max February 16, 2005
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