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264 definitions by max

my name after i was crowned
my name is maximustard
by max March 17, 2004
A young farmer who is known around fife for his rugby skills, and his stregnth.
"holy creoly, that guy is solid."

"his name is Shaw"
by max May 01, 2005
A really ugly African language, advertised by the Discovery Channel. Makes you sound like a broken PC speaker.
n/u nt'a kan't'u 'kakn' unu' t'o t'o!
by max August 09, 2004
The name of Coldplay's forthcoming album, which will undoubtedly be massive.
'X & Y' - a combination of oldplay and boldplay
by max May 16, 2005
the greatest and most overpowering religion. worchip by many known by little. ppl of this religion worship the almighty max creator of all ruler of many. highest life form there is. even though hes short and drinks....cough syrup..oh yeah!!
worship the all overpowering max!!!
by max April 15, 2005
A blood trait formed from an infection found in the urinary tracts of homosexual men who like rimming.This nasty disease can turn the carrier into a serial cum master,and can cause severe behavioural changes such as beastiality, necrophilia and masturbating in shoes.
I had "Fisher" now i'm married to a homosexual binman
by max April 13, 2005
is one of the fuckin gayest internet connections ever fuck snip and fuck u bri
bri fucked snip up the ass
by max December 09, 2004