matt huff's definitions

fisturbed

the act of being disturbed by the fact you are being fisted

sorry I didn't finish my homework teacher, my study partner fisturbed me all night long!

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

badorkadork

A dork with a badonkadonk.

"Get your big ass out of my seat badorkadork"

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

fag lips

1. lips which are used in a faggish fashion such as kissing an ass or asshole or if it's a guy's lips it would be used to suck a fat cock.

2. a name given as an insult to someone who is talking like a fag.

1. "that chick giving the rim job has sure got some serious fag lips"

2. "good one, fag lips!!!"

by Matt Huff September 7, 2009

applecheese

the horrid smell that comes out of one's back end after eating any kind of cheese from Applebees
see also: fart

i can't tell what is worse last night when i had to drop a baconator or today's applecheese

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010

nooble

1. a person who has noodle boobs

2. a noble noob

i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble

by Matt Huff December 11, 2010

tummy time

when you lay a baby on their tummy in attempt to get them to learn to crawl.

i'm starting to hate tummy time because she keeps screaming bloody murder and crying

by Matt Huff September 7, 2009

introdouching

the act of introducing a douche to someone.

Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"

by Matt Huff October 6, 2011