matt huff's definitions

introdouching

the act of introducing a douche to someone.

Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"

by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

iFlush

the newest Apple product that lets you choose up to 5 ringtones from over 6,000,000 iTunes songs which are activated upon flushing the toilet!

I just changed one of my iFlush ringtones to "Everyday I'm Hustlin"

by Matt Huff September 15, 2010

shipeeing

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping

Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

abortion-tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm "abortion-tolerant"

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

rizzlistic

Realistic.

(Another installment in the language of "izzle," a thug specialty.)

see rizzle

All this wack shittastic slang has got me confuzzled on tha rizzle, let's all be more rizzlistic

by Matt Huff September 18, 2009

motibation

the motivation to masturbate.

i was so sick last night i didn't even have any motibation

by Matt Huff February 20, 2011

applecheese

the horrid smell that comes out of one's back end after eating any kind of cheese from Applebees
see also: fart

i can't tell what is worse last night when i had to drop a baconator or today's applecheese

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010