matt huff's definitions

abortion-tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm "abortion-tolerant"

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

shipeeing

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping

Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

dyslegsic

Dyslexia of the legs. Makes DDR really tough when your legs are stepping opposite of what they should.

I was so drunk I was dyslegsic last night.

by Matt Huff January 26, 2014

facebutt

to headbutt using your face.

a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.

a face plant into another human being.

bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in

guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose

by Matt Huff April 17, 2010

applecheese

the horrid smell that comes out of one's back end after eating any kind of cheese from Applebees
see also: fart

i can't tell what is worse last night when i had to drop a baconator or today's applecheese

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010

badorkadork

A dork with a badonkadonk.

"Get your big ass out of my seat badorkadork"

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

fag lips

1. lips which are used in a faggish fashion such as kissing an ass or asshole or if it's a guy's lips it would be used to suck a fat cock.

2. a name given as an insult to someone who is talking like a fag.

1. "that chick giving the rim job has sure got some serious fag lips"

2. "good one, fag lips!!!"

by Matt Huff September 7, 2009