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S.O.A.L.

Shit of a Lifetime.

Most people's S.O.A.L.'s occur after Super Bowl Sunday and sometimes Thanksgiving.
I had trouble flushing my S.O.A.L. down the toilet.
by Matt Huff February 8, 2010
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word of the day

almost 50% or more of the time is a word related to Facebook.

it's definitely not random because they pick definitions that match certain times of the year or holidays and also had geek, nerd, and dork; back to back days.

usually when it doesn't have anything to do with Facebook it's a pretty decent word or phrase, but sometimes it's almost as if they pick some of the words just to shame the person who created it since they get so many thumbs down and is the most god awful attempt at humor ever.
Today's Word of the Day is "Facegrace" meaning a disgrace to Facebook: 6925 up, 42 down

This Week's Words: "Snowbooking" "Habitual Poker" "Wall Troll" "Facespace" "Spacebook"
by Matt Huff February 22, 2011
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imaxipad

i tried to plug my ipad into my macintosh and it started bleeding so i gave it a maxipad, 9 months later the mac had a beautiful baby girl named the imaxipad.
by Matt Huff June 12, 2010
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hamsterdam

A place for hamsters where the food has itty bits of weed in it and their bedding is made from hemp.

There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.

There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.
Billy: "shit man bubbles escaped from hamsterdam again last night and started mating with the giant rats in my basement"

Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
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wigolo

wannabe gigolo.

Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Stop trying to hit on all the soccer moms you fake ass wigolo they aren't going to give you any sex or money, try going back to hooking up with your own grandma.
by Matt Huff June 29, 2010
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eenk

the back of the knee or more specifically the inside part of your leg where your knee bends at the joint creating a V shape
the eenk is a great pressure point when needing to cut off blood circulation during an injury
by Matt Huff December 12, 2010
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fisturbed

the act of being disturbed by the fact you are being fisted
sorry I didn't finish my homework teacher, my study partner fisturbed me all night long!
by Matt Huff October 30, 2017
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