matt huff's definitions

shasian

a shaved Asian

don't touch me shasian, i'll slap you upside your bald head

by Matt Huff January 1, 2012

sexcavate

to fuck so hard it's almost like digging a new hole aka excavating

Application:

Objective - to acquire a job as a sexcavator
Experience - 25 years of sexcavation
Hobbies - sexcavating and teaching others how to sexcavate

by Matt Huff November 14, 2011

sallamird

-noun

An animal type creature which is the mix between a salamander, a llama, and a bird.

What were you trying to draw? because whatever it is just looks like some sort of sallamird.

by Matt Huff August 28, 2009

rizzlistic

Realistic.

(Another installment in the language of "izzle," a thug specialty.)

see rizzle

All this wack shittastic slang has got me confuzzled on tha rizzle, let's all be more rizzlistic

by Matt Huff September 18, 2009

shipeeing

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping

Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

abortion-tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm "abortion-tolerant"

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

motibation

the motivation to masturbate.

i was so sick last night i didn't even have any motibation

by Matt Huff February 20, 2011