matt huff's definitions

skeep

synonym of wet dream
to skeet in your sleep

wife: let's keep this one and put the other one back
husband: heh heh, you said skeep

by Matt Huff July 29, 2012

shipeeing

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping

Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

abortion-tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm "abortion-tolerant"

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

motibation

the motivation to masturbate.

i was so sick last night i didn't even have any motibation

by Matt Huff February 20, 2011

rizzlistic

Realistic.

(Another installment in the language of "izzle," a thug specialty.)

see rizzle

All this wack shittastic slang has got me confuzzled on tha rizzle, let's all be more rizzlistic

by Matt Huff September 18, 2009

S.O.A.L.

Shit of a Lifetime.

Most people's S.O.A.L.'s occur after Super Bowl Sunday and sometimes Thanksgiving.

I had trouble flushing my S.O.A.L. down the toilet.

by Matt Huff February 8, 2010

Hash Cab

Similar to the game show 'Cash Cab' but in Hash Cab the contestants are all required to get extremely baked before answering the trivia questions.

The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.

This especially works best after hotboxing.

Joe: "hey if you want we can all head back to my crib for some grub, maybe we'll play some Hash Cab along the way."

Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009