matt huff's definitions

jailbait frenzy

to date or have sex with 3 or more underage persons in a row.

billybobdave had a 3 some with 2 jb's last night and his 8th grade gf doesn't even know, and I heard he's still banging that freshman with playboy titties... He is on a jailbait frenzy !!!!

by Matt Huff July 12, 2010

gaytality

fatality caused by something gay.

1.)
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?

girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality

2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality

3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!

-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-

GAYTALITY

by Matt Huff May 5, 2010

Weedlight Saving Time

When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :

"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve

"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve

by Matt Huff April 17, 2008

dyslegsic

Dyslexia of the legs. Makes DDR really tough when your legs are stepping opposite of what they should.

I was so drunk I was dyslegsic last night.

by Matt Huff January 26, 2014

Bonervation

the motivation you get to do something you otherwise would not do without a boner

Bro1: dude you don't go for jogs

Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise

by Matt Huff September 8, 2016

fisturbed

the act of being disturbed by the fact you are being fisted

sorry I didn't finish my homework teacher, my study partner fisturbed me all night long!

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017