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the newest Apple product that lets you choose up to 5 ringtones from over 6,000,000 iTunes songs which are activated upon flushing the toilet!
by Matt Huff September 15, 2010
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1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping
1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
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(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))
(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))
by Matt Huff October 11, 2010
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Get the sallamird mug."that's why you have a stupid ass baby right now, you need to learn how to p.o.o.t. on a ho like that"
by Matt Huff October 2, 2009
Get the p.o.o.t. mug.A place for hamsters where the food has itty bits of weed in it and their bedding is made from hemp.
There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.
There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.
There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.
There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.
Billy: "shit man bubbles escaped from hamsterdam again last night and started mating with the giant rats in my basement"
Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"
Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
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Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Stop trying to hit on all the soccer moms you fake ass wigolo they aren't going to give you any sex or money, try going back to hooking up with your own grandma.
by Matt Huff June 29, 2010
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