47 definitions by matt huff

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.
I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm Abortion Tolerant
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
A gay eardrum that tends to only hear things that are queer or homosexual.

A person with a queerdrum usually turns normal conversations into something sexual pertaining to a dick, a penis, or an ass.
Girl: "You're not using your pick right on the E string."
Guy: "He's not using his dick right on his G-string?"
Girl: "There you go again listening from your queerdrum again.."
by Matt Huff August 28, 2009
–verb
1. to wrestle a weasel.

–noun

2. an act of or a bout at wrestling a weasel (wreastling)
Steve Irwin: "Crikey, gee whiz, that's a fast animal.. Let's see if we can wreastle it to the ground and aid her unfortunate wounds so she can go back to tending the young ones."
by Matt Huff August 27, 2009
to headbutt using your face.

a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.

a face plant into another human being.
bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in

guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
by Matt Huff April 17, 2010
The politically correct way of spelling the word Jerusalem.
an ugly man named Hitler wanted all the jews to go back to where they came from (Jewrusalem)
by Matt Huff February 19, 2010
1. lips which are used in a faggish fashion such as kissing an ass or asshole or if it's a guy's lips it would be used to suck a fat cock.

2. a name given as an insult to someone who is talking like a fag.
1. "that chick giving the rim job has sure got some serious fag lips"

2. "good one, fag lips!!!"
by Matt Huff September 07, 2009
to fuck so hard it's almost like digging a new hole aka excavating
Application:

Objective - to acquire a job as a sexcavator
Experience - 25 years of sexcavation
Hobbies - sexcavating and teaching others how to sexcavate
by Matt Huff June 02, 2011

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