leif's definitions
Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!
Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.
Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.
Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the tapped by the Captainmug. Across the street neighbor of the beast - since addresses are even on one side and odd on the other.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the 667mug. 1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.
2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.
2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.
1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.
2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.
2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!
by Leif February 2, 2009
Get the spouseapediamug. Damn kyleif here you go again
by Leif November 23, 2021
Get the kyleifmug. To be in a state opposite of being an asshat. To have your mind focused properly on the task at hand. Usually attributed to baseball hitters, who need to have their head right with ball to hit it properly.
We'll see if the Mavs can do anything this year. Even though Devon Harris is a rookie, he's getting his head right with ball.
I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.
I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the get head right with ballmug. This term is usually used when someone else asks you to keep a secret. Could be used in a one on one situation, or it could be used in a meeting situation, where a group is talking about another group or person.
Source: from the TV ads about Las Vegas, which state that what happens there stays there.
Source: from the TV ads about Las Vegas, which state that what happens there stays there.
Gossiper 1: I really need to tell you about so-n-so, but you gotta keep this between you and me.
Gossiper 2: Don't worry, this is Vegas.
Gossiper 2: Don't worry, this is Vegas.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the This is Vegasmug. What UD editors call a definition that they reviewed as particulary enjoyable, and worthy of being recognized as UDWOD.
by Leif June 10, 2006
Get the UDWOD Worthymug.