leif's definitions

hinge

A person who is prone to subscribing to both magazines, ergo, someone who has bisexual tendencies. Can be used for a male bisexual or a female bisexual. The term comes from the properties of a hinge - which when unttached, can swing both ways.

Yeah, I heard Opie's a hinge. He's been seen playing tonsil hockey with Patricia. That was one day after swappin spit with Adam.

by Leif June 10, 2006

F5

v. 1 To refresh yourself, like if you've been daydreaming during a meeting.
v. 2 To wake up.

Origin comes comes from the use of F5 as a "Refresh" key for MS Windows applications.

1.
Frank: Greg, what did you think of Tom's suggestion.
Greg: (Daydreaming) Huh? Wha?
Tom: F5, dude!

2.
I can't really F5 until my second cuppajava.

by Leif June 10, 2006

truck-fuck

An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.

Owner of several guns.

Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother

An urban redneck

that "truck-fuck" married his sister

Jamie-Steve is a complete "truck-fuck"

by leif June 10, 2006

gro

Short for grocery store. Grocery store, or supermarket can be so cumbersome, so say it shorter.

Hey hun, I'm goin' to the gro, anything you want?

by Leif June 10, 2006

beee-yotch

Same as biotch but really reeally strunnngg ooouuuuttt... and i hadn't seen that spelling yet....

That is one phat beee-yotch, y'uns.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Wah, my pussy hurts!

Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...

Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

by Leif June 10, 2006

proness

Used when you have style in doing things. Pro-ness, a mixture between prowess and profesional.

We parked our car in the tightest spot. I have proness

by leif June 10, 2006