leif's definitions

rotcherkokov

Fake Russian word for VD. Used to make fun of people that like Russian Mail-order bribes.

Q: What's the Russian word for VD?
A: Rotcherkokov

I met this gal in Russia after browsing a mail-order bride site, but after I banged her, I got a bad case of rotcherkokov.

by Leif June 10, 2006

FTP

A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.

Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.

Wende: Let's go FTP!

Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).

by Leif June 10, 2006

cmfic

Five letter acronym for
Chief MothaFucka In Charge

usually used by hourly people in regards to the high execs of a company

Worker Bee 1: Man, who can I complain to about these insurance increases!>!>!!?!?
Worker Bee 2: Well you can start with the manager, but I doubt it will get back to the CMFIC!
Worker Bee 1: Damn... I'd love to deep six that cracker!

by Leif June 10, 2006

get head right with ball

To be in a state opposite of being an asshat. To have your mind focused properly on the task at hand. Usually attributed to baseball hitters, who need to have their head right with ball to hit it properly.

We'll see if the Mavs can do anything this year. Even though Devon Harris is a rookie, he's getting his head right with ball.

I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.

by Leif June 10, 2006

This is Vegas

This term is usually used when someone else asks you to keep a secret. Could be used in a one on one situation, or it could be used in a meeting situation, where a group is talking about another group or person.

Source: from the TV ads about Las Vegas, which state that what happens there stays there.

Gossiper 1: I really need to tell you about so-n-so, but you gotta keep this between you and me.
Gossiper 2: Don't worry, this is Vegas.

by Leif June 10, 2006

swappin spit

Kissing... especially as far as making out. Comes from the act of exchanging saliva.
Usually only heard in guy-centric locales: locker rooms, frat houses, etc.

Yo dog, Angela started swappin spit, and before you knew it, we were all over each other.

by Leif June 10, 2006

dogger

A close male friend, usually one who is also familiar with the term

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaay dogger! Sup dogger?

by Leif June 10, 2006