leif's definitions

667

Across the street neighbor of the beast - since addresses are even on one side and odd on the other.

Yo, Franklin is at 667, but the dude across the street lives in a hell hole!

by Leif June 10, 2006

668

Next door neighbor of the beast.

Number of the beast is 666, 668 is one house up.

by Leif June 10, 2006

spouseapedia

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

by Leif February 2, 2009

swappin spit

Kissing... especially as far as making out. Comes from the act of exchanging saliva.
Usually only heard in guy-centric locales: locker rooms, frat houses, etc.

Yo dog, Angela started swappin spit, and before you knew it, we were all over each other.

by Leif June 10, 2006

UDWOD Worthy

What UD editors call a definition that they reviewed as particulary enjoyable, and worthy of being recognized as UDWOD.

I tell you what, some of these UDWOD Worthy entries could become as popular as krunk.

by Leif June 10, 2006

stay hard

Another great Ticket-ism from the hard line (www.theticket.com). It's a so long salutation basically meaning to remain being a stand up guy or gal. My mother says it now.

Thanks for allowing us to invade you personal space for this afternoon. Until then, stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya brutha.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Mike Sweeney

Baseball player, 1st Base, Plays for the Kansas City royals. Not a bad dude - on the religious side a bit. Been an all star. Hit a lotta taters.

Sports Reporter Talking to another KC Royal: "Have you seen Mike Sweeney?"

(Say it out loud! hahahahahaha)

by Leif June 10, 2006