53 definitions by Leif

53.	spouseapedia
	buy spouseapedia mugs, tshirts and magnets 1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining. 2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall. 1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite? M: No, did you look that up online? D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia. 2) D: Did you get that bike after all? M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia! trivia know-it-all spouse knowledge cow by Leif Feb 2, 2009 share this
52.	thumb stomach
	buy thumb stomach mugs, tshirts and magnets The surgical procedure also known as bariastic surgery in which the patient's stomach is reduced significantly - like a fist might be reduced to a thumb. This procedure is not recommended for those that need to lose less than 100 lbs. Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg The only way that Peter Jackson, that dude from Blues Traveller, and that fat chick from Wilson Phillips lost weight so fast must have been from thumb stomach. Didn't Rosanne have that too? by Leif Aug 17, 2005 share this
51.	subscribe to the other magazine
	buy subscribe to the other magazine mugs, tshirts and magnets A somewhat subtle way of saying that someone is a homosexual or a hinge. It can apply to either men or women. Basically, most hetero-guys would subscribe to Playboy and most hetero-gals would subscribe to Playgirl. However, a guy who subscribes to the "other magazine" would get Playgirl. You rarely hear of a baseball player that subscribes to the other magazine. by Leif Jul 8, 2005 share this
50.	Jedi Wife Trick
	buy jedi wife trick mugs, tshirts and magnets One of the side effects of having your wife watch enough Star Wars - it's an offshoot of the Jedi Mind Trick. A wife performs the Jedi wife trick, by simply saying something to her husband that causes her husband to do her will. It's sometimes accompanied with the hand motion that Obi Wan used on the Storm Troopers in Episode IV. Husband: My buddies and I are going to go shoot some pool over at Pool Hall X. Wife: (with hand motion) You do not want to go out with your buddies. Husband: I do not want to go out with my buddies. Wife: You do not want to play pool. Husband: I do not want to play pool. Wife: These aren't the droids you're looking for. Husband: These aren't the droids we're looking for. Wife: You want to clean the kitchen. Husband: I want to clean the kitchen. Husband calls one of the buddies. Husband: Sorry, I think I'd rather clean the kitchen and not play pool tonight. Buddy: Damn, your wife pulled the Jedi wife trick again. Buddy 2:(In background) That woman's a Jedi master. by Leif Jun 27, 2005 share this
49.	gro
	buy gro mugs, tshirts and magnets Short for grocery store. Grocery store, or supermarket can be so cumbersome, so say it shorter. Hey hun, I'm goin' to the gro, anything you want? by Leif Jun 22, 2005 share this
48.	Princess Leah
	buy princess leah mugs, tshirts and magnets Newly Christened Princess of Norway. Two-month old Norwegian princess Leah Isadora, whose first name was inspired by Star Wars heroine Princess Leia, was christened in the royal palace chapel. Born on April 8, 2005, Leah Isadora is the second child of Princess Maertha Louise and writer Ari Behn, and the third grandchild of King Harald and Queen Sonja. Wow, finally we Star Wars geeks can point to a real life Princess Leah (Leia) by Leif Jun 17, 2005 share this
47.	UDWOD Worthy
	buy udwod worthy mugs, tshirts and magnets What UD editors call a definition that they reviewed as particulary enjoyable, and worthy of being recognized as UDWOD. I tell you what, some of these UDWOD Worthy entries could become as popular as krunk. by Leif Jun 9, 2005 share this

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