| 1. | are you shitting me? | ||
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A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure. Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me? |
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| 2. | "Are you bitchin' on my leg?" | ||
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Are you for real? or Are you kidding me? If someone is being outrageous, or something outrageous happens (playing pool and you make a crappy shot or someone accidentally sinks four of his balls) instead of saying, "Are you kidding me?" or "Are you for real?" you would say "Are you bitchin' on my leg?"
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| 3. | you owe me a beer | ||
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When two people are in conversation and they say the same thing at the same time..........one person says you owe me a beer!! Sara:Did you see that?
Kristin: What? Sara:That man looked like he had a turd on his pants Kristin and Sara: Thats hot! Sara:You owe me a beer!! |
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| 4. | Are you fucking me? | ||
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1) Slang term for 'Are you kidding me?'
Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart. 2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation. 1) Girl 1 - "Oh my god, he was soooo ugly!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!" Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?" 2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much." Girl - "Are you fucking me?!" Boy - "I wish!" |
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| 5. | Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you! | ||
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This is a meme that I recently started to see around a few sites, but has probably been around for a while. I found that it's from the intro to a cat hentai game called "Neko Kawai Gari". Needless to say, this intro is very weird, and features what sounds like a young Japanese girl singing a song over pictures of hentai cat girls. One of the lines in this song is "Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch yooooou!" You may praise a tail. You may touch my striped back. Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you! Nya Nya, she's a spectacled persian cat.
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| 6. | You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) | ||
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Dead or Alive's dizzying disco-pop hit from their 1984 album Youthquake. more...
Sampled in Flo Ripoff - err... Flo Rida's Right Round. Lyrics: If I I get to know your name Well I Could trace your private number, baby All I know is that to me You look like you're lots of fun Open up your loving arms I want some well I (want some) I set my sights on you And no one else will do And I Just got to have my way now baby All I know is that to me You look like you're having fun Open up your loving arms Watch out, here I come!! You spin me right round, baby right round Like a record, baby Right round, round, round You spin me right round, baby right round Like a record, baby Right round, round, round I I got to be your friend now, baby And I Would like to move in just a little bit closer All I know is that to me You look like your lots of fun Open up your loving arms Watch out, here I come!! You spin me right round, baby right round Like a record, baby Right round, round, round You spin me right round, baby right round Like a record, baby Right round, round, round I want your love I want your love You look like your lots of fun Open up your loving arms Watch out, here I come!! You spin me right round, baby right round Like a record, baby Right round, round, round You spin me right round, baby right round Like a record, baby Right round, round, round You spin me right round, baby right round Like a record, baby Right round, round, round (... |
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| 7. | fuck you and the horse you rode in on | ||
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term used to tell someone to fuck off and get off there pedestal hey Sandra, fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!!
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