leif's definitions

alt-tab

The act of using the ALT+TAB keys to jump from application to application (Or document to document), or in the workplace, using those keys to hide the website of non working nature to go back to an open document looking like you're doing real work.

I hate that I can't alt-tab between Visio documents.

When Art heard the boss's footsteps, he quickly alt-tabbed to a spreadsheet, hiding the streaming pr0n he had been lookin at.

by Leif June 10, 2006

emaul

To emaul a person is to send them a gazillion emails, even though all that could get done in one 3 minute phone call. It could also happen when someone just has to forward every stupid stinking chain letter "Please send this for good luck" "Somebody loves you" "Bill Gates will send you a check! I know it's true, My brother's cousin's roomate's ex boyfreind's mother-in-law's nephew works for Microsoft" Dreck.

Since Maria didn't have IM at work, she and Jen were emauling each other all day long.

If somebody emauls me one more time about my relatives that crashed in Nigeria, I'm gonna have to deep six them.

by Leif June 10, 2006

confluence

It refers to a point of time or space where multiple items come together - flow together. It may be the combination of rivers, streets, or events in one's life.

It's amazing how you can see a border in the confluence between the Ohio and Mississippi rivers - and where the brown of the mississippi take over.

Oh, there's a strange confluence going on in my household - the squid is learning how to drive, and the she-wolf is expecting another child - let's top that off with my son impregnating a girl.

by Leif June 10, 2006

jönx

Just another word for stuff, shit, junk, collection, what have you. Used sometimes with CDs of fave music.

Sometimes, my brother and I trade music jönx cds.

Would you get out of the way and jönx?

We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.

by Leif June 10, 2006

rotcherkokov

Fake Russian word for VD. Used to make fun of people that like Russian Mail-order bribes.

Q: What's the Russian word for VD?
A: Rotcherkokov

I met this gal in Russia after browsing a mail-order bride site, but after I banged her, I got a bad case of rotcherkokov.

by Leif June 10, 2006

canadians

what americans pretend to be when on vacation abroad

jee im glad i put this "Canadain" flag on my back pack while traveling in Europe...cuz they sure hate us americans over there

by leif November 24, 2004

Passat

Not only a brisk wind, but a damn fine automobile.

I drive my Passat 76 miles a day.

by Leif June 10, 2006