uncle stuff

i got uncle stuff in my eye
by leif November 22, 2004
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tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.
Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!
by Leif March 10, 2005
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A somewhat subtle way of saying that someone is a homosexual or a hinge. It can apply to either men or women. Basically, most hetero-guys would subscribe to Playboy and most hetero-gals would subscribe to Playgirl. However, a guy who subscribes to the "other magazine" would get Playgirl.
You rarely hear of a baseball player that subscribes to the other magazine.
by Leif July 08, 2005
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jönx

Just another word for stuff, shit, junk, collection, what have you. Used sometimes with CDs of fave music.
Sometimes, my brother and I trade music jönx cds.

Would you get out of the way and jönx?

We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.
by Leif April 21, 2005
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truck-fuck

An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.

Owner of several guns.

Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother

An urban redneck
that "truck-fuck" married his sister

Jamie-Steve is a complete "truck-fuck"
by leif November 23, 2004
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confluence

It refers to a point of time or space where multiple items come together - flow together. It may be the combination of rivers, streets, or events in one's life.
It's amazing how you can see a border in the confluence between the Ohio and Mississippi rivers - and where the brown of the mississippi take over.

Oh, there's a strange confluence going on in my household - the squid is learning how to drive, and the she-wolf is expecting another child - let's top that off with my son impregnating a girl.
by Leif April 04, 2005
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Mike Sweeney

Baseball player, 1st Base, Plays for the Kansas City royals. Not a bad dude - on the religious side a bit. Been an all star. Hit a lotta taters.
Sports Reporter Talking to another KC Royal: "Have you seen Mike Sweeney?"

(Say it out loud! hahahahahaha)
by Leif April 06, 2005
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