leif's definitions

F5

v. 1 To refresh yourself, like if you've been daydreaming during a meeting.
v. 2 To wake up.

Origin comes comes from the use of F5 as a "Refresh" key for MS Windows applications.

1.
Frank: Greg, what did you think of Tom's suggestion.
Greg: (Daydreaming) Huh? Wha?
Tom: F5, dude!

2.
I can't really F5 until my second cuppajava.

by Leif June 10, 2006

FTP

A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.

Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.

Wende: Let's go FTP!

Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).

by Leif June 10, 2006

TOBASH

From the military, it's an acronym for
Taken
Out
Back
And
Shot in the
Head

Usually it's a term to make reference to a person that gets a group into FUBAR occurrences multiple time.

"Ollie! You should be TOBASH! You've gotten this all FUBAR, your a freakin' clusterfuck magnet. We're gonna deep six yo ass bytch!

by Leif June 10, 2006

emaul

To emaul a person is to send them a gazillion emails, even though all that could get done in one 3 minute phone call. It could also happen when someone just has to forward every stupid stinking chain letter "Please send this for good luck" "Somebody loves you" "Bill Gates will send you a check! I know it's true, My brother's cousin's roomate's ex boyfreind's mother-in-law's nephew works for Microsoft" Dreck.

Since Maria didn't have IM at work, she and Jen were emauling each other all day long.

If somebody emauls me one more time about my relatives that crashed in Nigeria, I'm gonna have to deep six them.

by Leif June 10, 2006

very special Blossom

When a parent and child are in a situation that would be represented by a "Very special" episode of a program that explores teen angst. Could also be among peers/teens to talk about all those things that those shows seem to talk about.

Mom: I saw you making out with that boy...
Daughter: God, Maaaaaaaaa! That was a private place!
Mom: It was a KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Daughter: Maaaaa!
Mom: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Daughter: Oh, is this a very special Blossom episode?

by Leif June 10, 2006

clickypop

Transitive Verb

When you clickypop a link on a page, a new browser window appears. Maybe it's from the words click and pop, but with the spanish "Y" being used for "And"

Tangent, if that structure was used by that company with the doughboy, it might be popyfresh instead of pop-n-fresh dough.

The photoshop on the forum thread said it was NSFW, so I clickypopped it to see the full version.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Wah, my pussy hurts!

Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...

Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

by Leif June 10, 2006