kenny's definitions

in the zone

Expression used to describe a state of consciousness where actual skills match the percieved performance requirements perfectly. Being in the zone implies increased focus and attention which allow for higher levels of performance. Athletes, musicians, and anybody that totally owns a challenge of physical and mental performance can be in the zone.

The Noodle Incident gets in the zone by warming up before a show.

by Kenny August 26, 2004

klaased

being repeatedly and publicly humiliated, usually in a sexual matter, often the "two fingers"

man did u see that bitch, he just got klaased

by Kenny May 13, 2005

snap!

1. a comedic way of insulting someone in such a manner that they may still sleep with you.

2. syn. for "Damn, I know I just didn't"

BOY: "These other definitions are retarded. And you're a sketchy whore."

GIRL: "I know you just didn't"

BOY: "Oh, snap!"

by kenny October 23, 2002

poboy

1. A wonderful, tasty, sub sandwich consisting of various types of meat(s) and condiments.
2. A term to express great disbelief and disappointment.

1.I love me a poboy when I go to Jason's Deli!
2.Poboy, I just got whooped in Halo!

by Kenny August 2, 2004

snot

An whiny and/or annoying young person

Quit asking for candy, you little snot.

by Kenny December 9, 2003

chode

a movie i made with some friends, also a penis that is as long as it is wide, and it isnt usually very large for either of these.

his chode tasted like salt, and its also the best movie ever.

by kenny December 22, 2003

ghost in the dark

When fucking a chick in the dark your nigger is in the closet, pulling a warmup jerk. Move the chick in front of the window doggy-style, then allow your buddy to move in and take over. Quietly dress and slip outside. Bang on the window and wave at your friend.

What do I think of your new girlfriend? I know the bitch fucks- Marty and Johnny pulled the ghost in the dark on that bitch last month.

by Kenny January 30, 2004