kenny's definitions

staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.

"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."

by Kenny May 13, 2005

ViperX

the greatest coder of all time

by Kenny July 15, 2003

bun the z man

The act of generally pissing off the mighty z man. This is usually completed using egg related products or bodily fluids. Stimulus of a bun of the z man normally originates from the z man talking about her maccies shifts or exceptional circumstances.

Z man: "I've got work all day on Sunday"
*Wichmann pisses on Z mans door*
Everyone but z: "HAHAHAHAHA BUN THE Z MAN"

by kenny December 19, 2017

tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.

1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?

by Kenny August 22, 2003

Ocean City

A vacation spot in MD, with everything you look for in a summer vacation. Though expensive, you must visit a few times in your life.

Ocean City is the place to be on the 4th of July.

by Kenny December 7, 2004

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

biff

fochanka male version of a fochanka

my biff got cut off by that giant tiki man.

by kenny December 22, 2003