kenny's definitions

staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.

"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."

by Kenny May 13, 2005

slurt

to shoot man juice

i slurted my load. all over her face.

by kenny December 18, 2003

wound

A bad or ugly injury, or deep gash in the flesh.

"He has a nasty flesh wound"

by Kenny May 13, 2005

gold dust

Cocain

Hey bring me another kilo of that gold dust

by Kenny October 21, 2003

Fahja

Father... Michael Myers in Austin Powers.. Goldmember

Take a look at his fahja

by Kenny December 31, 2004

Ocean City

A vacation spot in MD, with everything you look for in a summer vacation. Though expensive, you must visit a few times in your life.

Ocean City is the place to be on the 4th of July.

by Kenny December 7, 2004

tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.

1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?

by Kenny August 22, 2003