kenny's definitions

Kenny

A character from the show Southpark. In every episode, he is killed in some freakishly funny way. Afterwards, his friends Kyle and Stan say:

Stan "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
Kyle "You Bastard!"

by Kenny May 13, 2005

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

hayhay

slang for the game of the gods...HALO

Sup dawg, yo wanna go play some hayhay

by Kenny May 17, 2004

biff

fochanka male version of a fochanka

my biff got cut off by that giant tiki man.

by kenny December 22, 2003

active

Something pertaining to something else that is cool...

That shit is Active.

by Kenny May 6, 2003

goldiwang

A word Dr. Evil uses referring to goldmember on his CB radio in the Austin Powers movie Goldmember.

" Roger that Goldiwang."

by Kenny February 7, 2005

you're slack

st george girls (2003) that stretch out the phonetics of this common phrase and sound more like ambulance sirens than normal humans like most people

that person was a fat ass

you're slaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkk

by Kenny November 10, 2004