kenny's definitions

ghost in the dark

When fucking a chick in the dark your nigger is in the closet, pulling a warmup jerk. Move the chick in front of the window doggy-style, then allow your buddy to move in and take over. Quietly dress and slip outside. Bang on the window and wave at your friend.

What do I think of your new girlfriend? I know the bitch fucks- Marty and Johnny pulled the ghost in the dark on that bitch last month.

by Kenny January 30, 2004

napoleon dynamite

One of the worst low budget movies ever made... The guys in the movie tried way to hard to be funny and they were not funny at all....

Instead of seeing Napoleon Dynamite, see Donnie Darko. NOw thats a good low budget movie ;)

by Kenny December 31, 2004

vjsnipples

a drawing of vj's nipples on my hand

i like to touch the nipples on my hand, because they remind me of vj's nipples.

by kenny December 18, 2003

hex

local band from Yonkers, that can not keep a set line up. A band With no talent.
Drummer:can not make drum parts for new songs
Bassist:knows one bass line(not even his)
Singer:Can't sing or write
Guitarist:is creative core of the band

The guitarist writes everything.

by kenny March 23, 2004

short'n'sexy

A short Person, with a nice booty, very very sexy...hince short'n'sexy

--Kenny
Aim S/N Bashbro12k ;-)

Two guys walkn down the beach...short and sexy girl walks by...they turn..."damn dude now thats a short'n'sexy"

by Kenny December 6, 2004

fecus

part fetus part fecal matter

the fecus looks funny in this light.

by kenny December 17, 2003

quay

Used as the exact same thing as gay(annoying, stupid, etc...), but you can use it without fear of being Politically incorrect. No more gay people and liberals bitching at you anymore.

Man, that test we took today was quay to the max

by kenny April 22, 2004