kenny's definitions

klaased

being repeatedly and publicly humiliated, usually in a sexual matter, often the "two fingers"

man did u see that bitch, he just got klaased

by Kenny May 13, 2005

Coolidge effect

Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.

"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."

Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"

"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."

"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"

Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.

"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.

"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."

The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.

"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."

by Kenny July 30, 2008

napoleon dynamite

One of the worst low budget movies ever made... The guys in the movie tried way to hard to be funny and they were not funny at all....

Instead of seeing Napoleon Dynamite, see Donnie Darko. NOw thats a good low budget movie ;)

by Kenny December 31, 2004

jack sparrow

jack sparrow is one skilful cleric of the church of England impersonating a pirate

"i want you to know, i was rooting for you mate..know that!"

by kenny December 9, 2003

mmkay

A alternative slang word for OK. Originated from Comedy Central's South Park Counseler Mr.Mackey

Now kids, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were smoking, mm'kay?

by Kenny August 20, 2004

Rock Lee

The most skillful character in the anime Naruto, most always overlooked by his lack of Ninjutsu and Genjutsu. Lee more than makes up for this downside with his extreme Taijutsu and speed.

Man, people just don't appreciate that Rock Lee! He pzzownz Gaara.

by Kenny August 4, 2004

tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.

1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?

by Kenny August 22, 2003