kenny's definitions

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

biff

fochanka male version of a fochanka

my biff got cut off by that giant tiki man.

by kenny December 22, 2003

frills

frills, a short way of sayin for real

"Man that girl has a sic ass"
"frills"

by KennY February 3, 2005

fecus

part fetus part fecal matter

the fecus looks funny in this light.

by kenny December 17, 2003

ned

Non
Educated
Delinquent

Aka. Wee fanny, cunthole, kev, scally, etc.

Dinnae ca' us neds ya fuckin' plamph!

by Kenny September 7, 2004

goldiwang

A word Dr. Evil uses referring to goldmember on his CB radio in the Austin Powers movie Goldmember.

" Roger that Goldiwang."

by Kenny February 7, 2005

pinch

a goatee; possibly shaped

Hey, you've gotta pinch growing there! I see it!

by Kenny March 10, 2003