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Ten inch Long Cock
My girl friend loves my TLC
by THE_BIGMAN April 03, 2009
Tender Love and Care
That dirtmobile needs some TLC
by Dave April 26, 2003
A TV network known for low-class reality trash. Formerly stood for "The Learning Channel", but fuck learning, right? After Honey Boo-Boo and the Duggars, the call letters now stand for "Touching Little Children" though the people at TLC say "it doesn't stand for anything".

Boy, have they got THAT right!
"I'm going to watch TLC. I feel the need to feel superior to other people, and watching the lowlife scum on that channel really reminds me that-- although I'm a junkie, a scumbag, and can't hold down a job or be at all decent to other people-- I'm still better off than the worthless pieces of shit on that network."
by Nix Nightbird May 24, 2015
The biggest selling female group in music history. Selling millions upon millions of albums and singles. TLC stands for T-Boz, Left Eye, & Chilli. With the successful release of their debut album, Ooooooohhh...On The TLC Tip, and follow up success, CrazySexyCool, TLC have become every day household names. 1999's FanMail marked the cutting edge futuristic sound which still is in effect today.

On April 25, 2002, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes passed away in a car crash while vacationing in Honduras with several others including family members. 2002 also marked the release of TLC's first album without Lisa, 3D. However, the album did include posthumous raps from the late Lopes.
by August 20, 2003
1.Tender Loving care
2.Tables ladders and chairs
3.The learning channel(TLC the channel)
4.The love of Christ
Guy 1: I'm going to watch TLC
Guy 2: I love that program.
Guy 1: I love the violence!
Guy 2:When those moms on Toddlers and Tiaras bring that action!
Guy 1:Bruh,I meant WWE TLC
Guy 2: Oh...
by PloofyGoofy December 13, 2014
Tongue Licking Cock, an undercover reference to a blow job, able to be said in public without being overly obvious
During dinner at her friends' apartment, I told my gf Jeanne I could use some TLC. They thought that was really cute. Just before dessert, we snuck into the bathroom and she gave me a fantastic bj.
by El Aviator May 22, 2012
tacos laced with cocaine
dude i was at philipes house and he gave me a taco and it turned out it was a tlc. man i was buzzin for the rest of the day.
by rusty fish-hook July 11, 2011

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