Top Definition
TLC
Ten inch Long Cock
My girl friend loves my TLC
by THE_BIGMAN April 03, 2009
TLC
Tender Love and Care
That dirtmobile needs some TLC
by Dave April 26, 2003
TLC
A TV network known for low-class reality trash. Formerly stood for "The Learning Channel", but fuck learning, right? After Honey Boo-Boo and the Duggars, the call letters now stand for "Touching Little Children" though the people at TLC say "it doesn't stand for anything".

Boy, have they got THAT right!
"I'm going to watch TLC. I feel the need to feel superior to other people, and watching the lowlife scum on that channel really reminds me that-- although I'm a junkie, a scumbag, and can't hold down a job or be at all decent to other people-- I'm still better off than the worthless pieces of shit on that network."
by Nix Nightbird May 24, 2015
TLC
1.Titty-less committe

2..Tender, loving, care
Guy#1:Lol Jenna's 19 and still wears a training bra, she has to be part of the tlc

Guy#2:LOL Fo'sho
by Fredroom July 10, 2008
tlc
Terrorist in a Lab Coat. Refers to someone allowed into the United States from somewhere in West Asia or the Middle East on an H2B visa to do technical work their sponsor is too damn cheap to pay an American with the same qualifications to do.

So-called because some of them experience SJS (also known as Sudden Jihad Syndrome) and decide the best way to share their religious faith with others is to take out a shopping mall full of kids and unarmed women with a Chinese assault rifle or a Korean SUV. First heard on an episode of the television series "ER" (the racist bigot fat guy desk clerk used it to refer to the hot desi chick who was a resident on the show when she first appeared).
"Guess what - the systems analyst slot PeopleHard was interviewing for was just filled by a tlc."
by denver coonass March 18, 2008
TLC
Origionally the name of a well known 90s girl band, the term has now expanded to refer to any group of close friends. The term is used loosely and does not refer to any specific group.
1. Let's have the TLC go out to dinner at Hooters for Lindsey's birthday
2. I don't know where i would be without our TLC
3. What is the TLC doing this weekend
by Tina Lindseysa Clare November 14, 2006
TLC
TV channel originally meant to be about learning, hence the name "The Learning Channel." However it now is constituted almost entirely of home decoration shows, makeover shows, etc.
Person 1: *Turns on TLC and watches Trading Spaces*

Person 2: Hey, I thought that this channel was supposed to be about learning.

Person 1: Well, you can learn about home decoration and makeovers.

Person 2: *Steals remote and flips to The Science Channel*
by BirdValiant October 22, 2005

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