kenny's definitions

fecus

part fetus part fecal matter

the fecus looks funny in this light.

by kenny December 17, 2003

quay

Used as the exact same thing as gay(annoying, stupid, etc...), but you can use it without fear of being Politically incorrect. No more gay people and liberals bitching at you anymore.

Man, that test we took today was quay to the max

by kenny April 22, 2004

frills

frills, a short way of sayin for real

"Man that girl has a sic ass"
"frills"

by KennY February 3, 2005

ned

Non
Educated
Delinquent

Aka. Wee fanny, cunthole, kev, scally, etc.

Dinnae ca' us neds ya fuckin' plamph!

by Kenny September 7, 2004

hayhay

slang for the game of the gods...HALO

Sup dawg, yo wanna go play some hayhay

by Kenny May 17, 2004

biff

fochanka male version of a fochanka

my biff got cut off by that giant tiki man.

by kenny December 22, 2003

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002