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jack sparrow

jack sparrow is one skilful cleric of the church of England impersonating a pirate
"i want you to know, i was rooting for you mate..know that!"
by kenny December 9, 2003
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mmkay

A alternative slang word for OK. Originated from Comedy Central's South Park Counseler Mr.Mackey
Now kids, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were smoking, mm'kay?
by Kenny August 20, 2004
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Rock Lee

The most skillful character in the anime Naruto, most always overlooked by his lack of Ninjutsu and Genjutsu. Lee more than makes up for this downside with his extreme Taijutsu and speed.
Man, people just don't appreciate that Rock Lee! He pzzownz Gaara.
by Kenny August 4, 2004
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Coolidge effect

Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.

"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."

Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"

"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."

"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"

Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.

"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.

"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."

The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.
"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."
by Kenny July 30, 2008
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The Worse Movies Of All Time

Trilogies that ruined good movies!
Terminator 3, Matrix Revolutions, Robocop 3, Beverly Hills Cop 3, Halloween 3 . . . and many more, can you think of some?
by Kenny June 11, 2006
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fupa

by kenny December 22, 2003
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slurt

i slurted my load. all over her face.
by kenny December 18, 2003
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