kenny's definitions

slurt

to shoot man juice

i slurted my load. all over her face.

by kenny December 18, 2003

wound

A bad or ugly injury, or deep gash in the flesh.

"He has a nasty flesh wound"

by Kenny May 13, 2005

Renus

a substitution for any word in a common phrase or slogan in order to make it satirical

Renus - it's what's for dinner.

by Kenny February 5, 2003

fat elvis

eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and recieving oral pleasure all at the same time

Jane gives the best fat elvis' in town!

by kenny July 27, 2004

poserific

adj.; describing an action or event associated with a person who partakes of a fake identity for social reasons (SEE -poser-)

All your friends are going bowling to punk music? That's fuckin poserific, dude.

by Kenny March 10, 2003

Ocean City

A vacation spot in MD, with everything you look for in a summer vacation. Though expensive, you must visit a few times in your life.

Ocean City is the place to be on the 4th of July.

by Kenny December 7, 2004

the huff

when the chick you are fucking is lying on her back, and then you cum on her face and pin her down and take a shit right on her face

What's that shit on your face Casey, did you just get huffed???

by Kenny February 27, 2005