kenny's definitions

Kenny

A character from the show Southpark. In every episode, he is killed in some freakishly funny way. Afterwards, his friends Kyle and Stan say:

Stan "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
Kyle "You Bastard!"

by Kenny May 13, 2005

pori

comes from the south indian language of malayalam. it means to fart, or farted, or the act of farting. typical action after eating something or done for no particular reason while walking

he let out a pori

by kenny June 22, 2004

wound

A bad or ugly injury, or deep gash in the flesh.

"He has a nasty flesh wound"

by Kenny May 13, 2005

Wangan

The art of getting onto highways in heavily modified vehicles and racing either endurance or certain length's. Extremly popular in Japan with one highway in a circle formation, where 500+ HP vehicles go out and tear up the highway all the time. Harder to do in America due to the police actualy caring about Street Racing.

Damn man, my bro in Japan boosted his Supra to 1000 and got 350 KM/H on his Wangan run, but the police helicopter always chases after me when I do it in New York!

by Kenny April 4, 2005

Ocean City

A vacation spot in MD, with everything you look for in a summer vacation. Though expensive, you must visit a few times in your life.

Ocean City is the place to be on the 4th of July.

by Kenny December 7, 2004

snap!

1. a comedic way of insulting someone in such a manner that they may still sleep with you.

2. syn. for "Damn, I know I just didn't"

BOY: "These other definitions are retarded. And you're a sketchy whore."

GIRL: "I know you just didn't"

BOY: "Oh, snap!"

by kenny October 23, 2002

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002