kenny's definitions

staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.

"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."

by Kenny May 13, 2005

bun the z man

The act of generally pissing off the mighty z man. This is usually completed using egg related products or bodily fluids. Stimulus of a bun of the z man normally originates from the z man talking about her maccies shifts or exceptional circumstances.

Z man: "I've got work all day on Sunday"
*Wichmann pisses on Z mans door*
Everyone but z: "HAHAHAHAHA BUN THE Z MAN"

by kenny December 19, 2017

kicker

A small party or kick-back. Typically drinking with close friends.

Jonny is having a kicker tonight. You can come but don't tell everyone about it.

by Kenny April 21, 2005

rax

to steal; borrow; mooch;
to take (from a friend)

"Can I rax one of those chips, dude?"

by Kenny March 10, 2003

...And justice for all

A very good kick ass album that is filled with great rhythm and solo sections. Many consider "One" to be one of the greatest works kirk hammett ever did with his guitar. Sit down, shut the fuck up, and LISTEN TO THIS GOD DAMNED ALBUM!

"Harvester of sorrow...language of the mad"

by Kenny October 14, 2004

hot karl

when somebody deficates on your chest

keith gave ted a hot karl.

by kenny December 18, 2003

thunder thighs

a pair of big ass thighs.

Her thunder thighs couldn't even fit in her jeans.

by Kenny October 27, 2004