kenny's definitions

staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.

"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."

by Kenny May 13, 2005

bun the z man

The act of generally pissing off the mighty z man. This is usually completed using egg related products or bodily fluids. Stimulus of a bun of the z man normally originates from the z man talking about her maccies shifts or exceptional circumstances.

Z man: "I've got work all day on Sunday"
*Wichmann pisses on Z mans door*
Everyone but z: "HAHAHAHAHA BUN THE Z MAN"

by kenny December 19, 2017

poserific

adj.; describing an action or event associated with a person who partakes of a fake identity for social reasons (SEE -poser-)

All your friends are going bowling to punk music? That's fuckin poserific, dude.

by Kenny March 10, 2003

fat elvis

eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and recieving oral pleasure all at the same time

Jane gives the best fat elvis' in town!

by kenny July 27, 2004

Renus

a substitution for any word in a common phrase or slogan in order to make it satirical

Renus - it's what's for dinner.

by Kenny February 5, 2003

Ocean City

A vacation spot in MD, with everything you look for in a summer vacation. Though expensive, you must visit a few times in your life.

Ocean City is the place to be on the 4th of July.

by Kenny December 7, 2004

tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.

1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?

by Kenny August 22, 2003