counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

hayhay

slang for the game of the gods...HALO

Sup dawg, yo wanna go play some hayhay

by Kenny May 17, 2004

pori

comes from the south indian language of malayalam. it means to fart, or farted, or the act of farting. typical action after eating something or done for no particular reason while walking

he let out a pori

by kenny June 22, 2004

biff

fochanka male version of a fochanka

my biff got cut off by that giant tiki man.

by kenny December 22, 2003

active

Something pertaining to something else that is cool...

That shit is Active.

by Kenny May 06, 2003

goldiwang

A word Dr. Evil uses referring to goldmember on his CB radio in the Austin Powers movie Goldmember.

" Roger that Goldiwang."

by Kenny February 07, 2005

bunifa

the area between your balls and butt

The Russian stretched Alex's bunifa in ways no bunifa should ever be stretched

by kenny February 19, 2005