kenny's definitions

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

Renus

a substitution for any word in a common phrase or slogan in order to make it satirical

Renus - it's what's for dinner.

by Kenny February 5, 2003

pinch

a goatee; possibly shaped

Hey, you've gotta pinch growing there! I see it!

by Kenny March 10, 2003

rax

to steal; borrow; mooch;
to take (from a friend)

"Can I rax one of those chips, dude?"

by Kenny March 10, 2003

poserific

adj.; describing an action or event associated with a person who partakes of a fake identity for social reasons (SEE -poser-)

All your friends are going bowling to punk music? That's fuckin poserific, dude.

by Kenny March 10, 2003

cock sniper

can shoot an amazingly accurate load of cum.

Only a highly trained SAS cock sniper could hava achieve such accuracy at such range.

by KENNY April 6, 2003

full box

A full box is your belly.

"Yo, I had a full box after I eat that chick's lungs."
-Big Lurch

by kenny April 15, 2003