kenny's definitions
local band from Yonkers, that can not keep a set line up. A band With no talent.
Drummer:can not make drum parts for new songs
Bassist:knows one bass line(not even his)
Singer:Can't sing or write
Guitarist:is creative core of the band
Drummer:can not make drum parts for new songs
Bassist:knows one bass line(not even his)
Singer:Can't sing or write
Guitarist:is creative core of the band
The guitarist writes everything.
by kenny March 23, 2004
Get the hexmug. Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.
"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."
Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"
"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."
"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"
Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.
"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.
"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."
The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.
"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."
Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"
"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."
"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"
Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.
"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.
"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."
The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.
"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."
by Kenny July 30, 2008
Get the Coolidge effectmug. by kenny December 22, 2003
Get the biffmug. by Kenny May 17, 2004
Get the hayhaymug. A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
Get the counting the ballroom chairsmug. A vacation spot in MD, with everything you look for in a summer vacation. Though expensive, you must visit a few times in your life.
by Kenny December 7, 2004
Get the Ocean Citymug. 1. a comedic way of insulting someone in such a manner that they may still sleep with you.
2. syn. for "Damn, I know I just didn't"
2. syn. for "Damn, I know I just didn't"
BOY: "These other definitions are retarded. And you're a sketchy whore."
GIRL: "I know you just didn't"
BOY: "Oh, snap!"
GIRL: "I know you just didn't"
BOY: "Oh, snap!"
by kenny October 23, 2002
Get the snap!mug.