kenny's definitions

cock sniper

can shoot an amazingly accurate load of cum.

Only a highly trained SAS cock sniper could hava achieve such accuracy at such range.

by KENNY April 6, 2003

B.A.D.

meaning a car or something isnt working worth a fuck.

B.A.D.-broke ass down

person 1-man your car is bad
person 2-do u mean bas as in good
person 1-no i mean bad as Broke ASS Down nigga

by kenny June 26, 2004

nippernot

an imagenary and primarily subterranian "rootknot nematode" which often lives under certain "for profit toadstools and terrariums". Can often be disguised as a domestic cat but easily distuinguished by its hacking cough and regurgitation of invisible insects and its tiny head.

You say, Here Nino.....You experience silence......beware

by Kenny April 20, 2005

cat puke

Female ejaculation

Dude ryan when that girl squirted it looked like cat puke, ya kenny she needs to shave that bush

by kenny March 18, 2004

fupa

Fat Upper Pussy Area

fochanka same thing

by kenny December 22, 2003

in the zone

Expression used to describe a state of consciousness where actual skills match the percieved performance requirements perfectly. Being in the zone implies increased focus and attention which allow for higher levels of performance. Athletes, musicians, and anybody that totally owns a challenge of physical and mental performance can be in the zone.

The Noodle Incident gets in the zone by warming up before a show.

by Kenny August 26, 2004

Coolidge effect

Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.

"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."

Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"

"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."

"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"

Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.

"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.

"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."

The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.

"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."

by Kenny July 30, 2008