joe's definitions

nextel bitch

a hot cellular phone that lets you two-way people and make fun of them gerat phones and a grate service bitch

Bianca two wayed sara from her nextel bitch and made fun of her

by joe February 10, 2005

halo

BEST MOFO'N GAME IN DA WORLD every one person should play this game to believe it. Its got one of the best story modes iv'e seen. And multi player mode is unbelievable. Iv'e had it since it came out and i still play it today. ( year 04)

Fucking "A" its tight

by Joe January 8, 2004

hog

short for Warthog in the game Halo

Joe-getsho hog here quick mofo I got the flag and I need a ride!!!!!!!!!

by Joe January 19, 2005

Eddie Izzard

Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).

"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"

by Joe December 5, 2004

sixes and sevens

bloody frickin' crazy!

those american gentlemen in the lolly were all sixes and sevens about their mouth ulcers!

by joe March 5, 2005

dome

Slang: condom.

I stopped at CVS to pick up some domes before going to Sally's house.

by Joe December 1, 2003

illy

Slang for PCP

We gots to score some illy tonite

by Joe August 10, 2003