joe's definitions

jar

A "jar" of 100 Ecstacy pills

My man just got a jar in last week. He's gotta get rid of all that X quick.

by Joe August 28, 2004

internet tough guy

Someone who constantly talks about how bad and "hardcore" they are over the connected phone lines called the internet. These people usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. They also like to troll areas in chat and forums that contain such topics as: Martial Arts, Boxing, Fighting, Excercise, Weight Lifting, Wrestling etc. so they can compete with other lifeless internet whores for the sole purpose of determining who is the biggest nerd of them all. These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700. Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".

muscleman1596732: i bet joo wont say that to my face!
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111

by Joe August 30, 2004

porn

Does the body good.

Go fuck a porn star.

by joe April 23, 2003

mcgoldrick

a fat beast who looks normal from behind, but when he turns sideways ladies faint n babies cry. has no sense of logic, and when people logically rape him(which is often), he throws a hissy fit. wishes he would walk without shaking the ground

mcgoldrick is a waste of life

by joe March 18, 2005

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005

Eddie Izzard

Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).

"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"

by Joe December 5, 2004

ass mealo

something that looks like thomas

looks like thomas

by Joe December 4, 2003