joe's definitions

hosehound

A really ugly, often fat woman who thinks wearing fishnet panyhose, vinyl miniskirt or whatever slutty outfit would make her pretty when in fact it just makes her look uglier and stupid.

"Oh man, what a fucking hosehound getting out of that car!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

pixelarmy

Group of men with penises the size of one 1 pixel.

The Pixelarmy gathered to have gay sex.

by Joe February 10, 2005

vinylPimp

A provider of hits after hits. DJ. The man behind the turntables. The best DJ.

The vinylPimp can dish out the jams!

by Joe April 13, 2004

right

A sarcastic version of agreeing with someone about an argument.

"I ran out the door and there were 200 cows on my front lawn" -Derek

"right." -Sean

by Joe November 7, 2004

nape

A derogatory term used against African Americans, male or female, meaning nigger ape. Comparing a black person (nigger) to a primate.

"Yo, that nape just took colins id."
"Yea man, that nape was fucking huge, he could have easily killed us all."

by joe May 13, 2005

glassbottomboat

Kaila this is from Joe will you be my valentine, and my giz-irl, Yeah....
Will you go out with me.

Will you Yes or no, Call me when you read this.

by Joe February 12, 2005

bizzatch

yer mom $#!t :)

you friggin bizzatch

by joe December 9, 2003