joe's definitions

baboon ass

When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon's ass.

Have you ever seen a baboon's ass?

by Joe January 10, 2004

testa

a big cock sucking homo that likes ryan conner aka a big penius

big cock sucking mother fucker

by Joe March 9, 2005

skelm

south african word that denotes a 'little shit' or someone who likes to cause kak

that skelm talks kak to me all the time!

by Joe May 24, 2004

screamo

emo and hardcore music combined. some of the good newer bands include old underoath (not this new hardcore pussy shit, they were better when they had dallas), thursday, from autumn to ashes, silverstein, thrice, alexisonfire and some of the older bands include hot cross, saetia, and the kodan armada.

"hey man are you going to the sum 41 show later?"
"fuck no man, that shit is pussy. im going to the underoath show!"

by joe May 13, 2005

flogging molly

1. An awesome folk/punk/drinking 7-man Irish band. They sing about how the wars in Ireland suck and how fun it is to drink and run into eachother.

2. Litterally meaning "drunks slamming into eachother".

Wow, Ireland kind of sucks. Thank God for Flogging Molly. This place is so war-torn i doubt that there is anything "left of the flag". (Reference to Flogging Molly song, if you didn't notice that, back out of this page).

by Joe January 7, 2005

snap

the act of beating someones ass

im about to snap your ass

by joe May 9, 2003

broadband download

a massive bowel movement, usually describing one of the largest in your life.

dude, that was definitely a broadband download.

by joe January 14, 2004