joe's definitions

Ring Pirate

A Gay person

dan: Jacks gay
dom: Pfft. , what a ring pirate

by Joe July 17, 2003

cakehole

Your mouth. See piehole.

You wouldn't be so fat if you'd quit jamming donuts into your cakehole.

by Joe August 14, 2003

noiee

A large piece of fuzz found between sheets after very fast sex. Caused usually by ripping pillows.

"Oh man that noiee was as big as my head."

by JOE July 26, 2004

Bob

A Bend Over Buddy. Slang used by homosexual partners.

Yeah, John is my BOB.

by Joe April 22, 2006

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005

Eddie Izzard

Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).

"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"

by Joe December 5, 2004

dome

Slang: condom.

I stopped at CVS to pick up some domes before going to Sally's house.

by Joe December 1, 2003