913 definitions by joe

Mellis

A small weiner who enjoys the simple pleasures of sci-fi tv.

Man, you are such a mellis
Dam, you just Mellised out.

by joe November 18, 2003

roflmfaowmaptwiel

roling on the floor laughing my friggin' arse off with my ankles pounding the wall in extreme laughter

Joe: "Hello!"
A Liar: "roflmfaowmaptwiel"

by joe June 20, 2003

vale

A headress worn by Arabic women.

That white girl wouldn't shut up so I told her to put her vale up.

by joe December 17, 2004

id

along with the ego and the super-ego one of the three components of the pyche... apparently

worth 4 points in scrabble!

id... 4 points.., woo hoo

by joe January 19, 2005

gravy

What true italians call tomato sauce

(nonna):"Ehhh peppino, getta you hands outta my garvy!"

(peppino): "Nonna i just want a meatball! damn!.....Sorry i didn't mean
to swear, no dont hit me with the spoon!!!!"

by joe January 19, 2005

get out of here

Same approach with a minimum of probabilities

Two people are talking for a while with out knowing each other, and then they fund out they were born in the same town or they went to the same High School.
When they become aware say: Get out of here!

by joe November 29, 2004

Shvanz

A mans Penis

"wow look at her!"
"Yea my Shvanz is stating to get rigor mortis!"

by joe March 2, 2004