joe's definitions

nasal

Nasal intercourse where a man sticks his penis in the womans nose

Push for nasal! Everybody must get nasal!

by Joe January 16, 2005

dildo pilot

An indiviual who pilots dildos, normally a homosexual.

Did you see that guy with the pink polo shirt with the popped collar? He's such a dildo pilot.

by Joe January 25, 2005

porn music

the sounds of sex

unf unf unf

by joe April 19, 2004

ass mealo

something that looks like thomas

looks like thomas

by Joe December 4, 2003

hog

short for Warthog in the game Halo

Joe-getsho hog here quick mofo I got the flag and I need a ride!!!!!!!!!

by Joe January 19, 2005

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005

Eddie Izzard

Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).

"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"

by Joe December 5, 2004