jim's definitions

dinger

1. A sexual manoever in which the entire flacid penis and scrotum are placed in a partner's mouth. 2. An unfortunate incident 3. A phone call.

1. "Give me a dinger, please."

2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."

3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."

by Jim February 26, 2005

popely

acting like the pope

"that guy is quite popely

by jim May 7, 2005

submarine

A sexual position in which the male suspends himself under the female while she is on all four with her posterior facing the sky.

Dude, I submarined Jen for two minutes then she collapsed.

by Jim December 8, 2003

Bump Pocketbooks

verb. Two lesbians having sex or two extremely feminine gay men having sex.

Daniel and his queeny boyfriend were bumping pocketbooks all night.

by Jim March 13, 2003

Road Dog

A phrase that describes a woman that's hit the wall due to age or wear and tear. Wear and tear is usually the result of smoking.

Look at her, she's a road dog.

by Jim February 9, 2004

drama

Something women and especialy teenage girls thrive on. consisting of any number of situations that have an easy solution, wich would bring a fairly good outcome, but these girls choose another, shitty, bad way to deal with it, again consisting of backstabbing, blackmailing/gossiping/betraying their friends, or the all-too-common "I want to break up with him but i still love him!"
it drives men and what i like to call "normal" girls nuts.

watch any show on that crap channel "the N" for a good example, or just talk to my sister. the drama that retard stirs up is unblievable.

by Jim October 10, 2005

shank

To stab someone and twist the blade while its still inside them. Used in the military Special Ops to kill someone quickly

Bob shanked phil and killed him instantly

by Jim May 24, 2004