jim's definitions

super ted

a large female of the black origin, usually with a big bumper

cor blimey, look at that super ted!

by jim July 15, 2003

Statch

An underage girl. Combination of the words statutory, as in statutory rape, the penalty for copulating with a minor, and the word Snatch, slang for a Vagina which is also used in reference to a female of the species.

'Andy, you only want that job working at the mall because you like chasing statch.'

by Jim March 25, 2005

jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.

She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long

by jim May 14, 2004

chummuck

When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.

Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!

by Jim June 29, 2006

kasapis

Kasapis in Greek means butcher. It has another meaning as well. Mr Kasapis is a name. George Kasapis was ruled during the 90s at a famous village called Aglantsia. George Kasapis was found in many places as Versus, Zoo and Agia Napa!

-re kasapi kopse mou misw kilo kreas
-xirino i vodino?voitha lio.

-E pouse re kasapi? Eisai pellos re?
-Einai teloia shillopellos!

O kasapis einai filos mou.
Thathela na ha ena filo san to kasapi!
eisai poly kopsonouris mou thimizeis to kasapi.

by JIM May 7, 2005

Boozer

A drunken loser who drinks beer all day in front of the tv.

"You fuckin' boozer!"

by Jim July 22, 2003

N - Bomb

The N-BOMB can be dropped without warning....
dropping the N-bomb is saying the word "Nigger" "Nig" "NIglet" "Nigaboo"

damn that is one Nigaboo

by jim December 12, 2003