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anal

the process of inserting an erect penis or dildo into a man or womans asshole
by Jim December 21, 2003
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bowie knife mistake

A slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny.
" mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake....."
by jim February 17, 2004
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chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself
ima go to the store fo a chumpy
by jim August 29, 2003
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jizzphobia

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia
by Jim April 23, 2004
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metroid

1: an AWESOME game serial by nintendo featuring the bounty hunter Samus Aran, the first female videogame hero.

2: A creature in the afore mentioned game. THese creatures express predetory and parasitic tendancies in that they latch on to their victims with their large mandibles and syphon the life-force out of them, leaving the victim dead and the metroid larger. They are green with a gelatinous but tough exterior shell containing 4 nucliei. They where created by the Chozo to keep the X-parasites on planet SR388 in check. In metroid they can only be killed by freezing them then shooting 5 missiles at them.
1: Metroid is a freaking awesome game!!!

2: RUN! METROIDS!!!!
by Jim October 4, 2005
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ragworthy

Ragworthy means that a person is worthy of a 'Rag' (intercourse, of a mindless, emotionless nature. not to be confused with lovemaking).
"shit dude, that chick is ragworthy!"
"hells yeah!"
by Jim February 21, 2005
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salsa stick

a hispanic dick,cock,pork,prick etc..
Look a those hispanic hombres with those massive salsa sticks
by jim April 30, 2004
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