jim's definitions

Cipher

v. to think or figure out. refers to mathematical calculations in particle.

"lemme cipher up the bill"

by jim June 24, 2003

bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004

fishy bud

a sacred place found hidden behind the females piss flaps

oh dear, granny you do have a crusty bud

by jim August 1, 2003

jangz

too good to be true; used to describe something that is out of this world.

She is very jangz!!!!!

by Jim January 20, 2005

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

hit a lick

to jack off

Man my girl would let me hit so I went to the bathroom and hit a lick

by Jim November 24, 2003

Biablo

Biablo is a term used to describe the love between man and machine

Duuuude, I need to Biablo that wrench

by Jim March 31, 2004