jim's definitions

baruch

n. the buttcrack hanging out of someone's pants.

i was so freaking disgusted when her baruch was hanging out all over.

by jim September 4, 2004

west point weapons check

while attending west point, accidentally sitting on your M-16

"hey ben, watch out for your...oooo, that's gotta hurt"

by jim April 2, 2004

Grizzle Biscuits

Another way of saying grill except ghettofied by putting the 'izzle' like in fo shizzle my nizzle and the biscuits were added on to make it stupid-funny

Guy: Man, you are all up in ma' grizzle biscuits

by Jim August 27, 2004

Armotastic

Something which is distinctly Armenian in appearance.

Ara, check out that guy in the BMW M3. His gold chain is armotastic.

by Jim December 10, 2004

pink bunny

when you are fucking a bitch in the ass and then pull out just before you blow your load and give her a quick jab to the ribs making her ass pirk up in the air which make her resemble a little pink bunny.

as i was stuffing heather's brown eye she pissed me off so i gave her a little pink bunny

by jim February 25, 2005

assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

by Jim July 25, 2003

fungi

a tight tunic

oh snap! I just solo'd a HG with my new fungi

by Jim November 1, 2003