jim's definitions

aa

Archmere Academy- the best school in the history of delaware.

I love my AA friends so much.

by jim July 26, 2006

run that

To process information using alternate methods of cognitive skills.

"If you don't put some pressure on your bunk, yuz goin' to the naked hole...now run that!"

by jim November 21, 2004

inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

by Jim March 11, 2005

Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

by Jim July 31, 2003

glass bottom ride

when, eating the pussy, seran wrap is placed on the genitals to prevent the fish and ass flavored blend that go with the territory

jon f: hey mrs. borreli, want to go for a glass bottom ride?
mrs. borelli: there won't be a video of this will there?

by jim April 2, 2004

bo jangles

The best damn thing ever.

That man Bo Jangles be pimpin' cuz!

by Jim January 25, 2005

The Fear

describes a state of intense drug induced paranoia.

Wheres my knife?... the Fears got me bad man...

by jim June 24, 2003