jim's definitions

Bad Cock

The act of cutting your own penis off and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

It appears as if the victim bad cocked himself to death.

by Jim April 22, 2005

wogehkak

Giant creature, lives in the woods, he'll bite ya face

That Jim looks like a wiggly wogehkak.

by Jim September 29, 2003

Mary Magdalene

Somehow connected to Jesus, Cydonia (on Mars) and the Egyptian pyramids.

Mary Magdalene on Mars? WTF? Just wait and see..

by jim May 1, 2005

O.H.B.

Short for "Old hateful bastard"

"I'm sick of that O.H.B."
"So's his wife"

by JIM February 18, 2004

fishbucket

slang for vagina

man I bet that girl has a hot fishbucket!

by jim May 15, 2004

Lavos

"Ayla's word, La mean big, vos mean fire." Lavos came to earth in the year 65,000,000,000 BC. He does not become a true threat until the year 1999 however. He is Magus's archnemesis and the final boss of Chrono Trigger.

Lavos...
Ayla: Ayla no give up, Alya win or die
Magus: Come on out, now...

by Jim June 9, 2004

dime

n. a us coin worth ten cents
n. a very attractive person, a perfect ten
n. $10 worth of any drug. short for dime bag. The amount will vary depending on the substance, the quality and the dealer.

"gimme a dime, i gotsa call my moms."
"damn look dat shorty be a dime"
"ayo, will you lemme get a dime, bro?"

by jim June 24, 2003