jim's definitions

dirty poop games

An act of "love" between 2 gay men after a night on the town. See lots of gay anal sex

Visitor: Knock, knock
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.

by Jim July 19, 2004

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 7, 2005

The Parkway

A quality establishment located in Alden, PA. They have the best Cheesesteaks and the coldest Bud. And the Bud is always fresh, cause the Nanticoke scumbags drink 5 halves a day.
Live entertainment every night, too! Like Rose telling you about the girl who can suck cock but can't slice meat.

Steph and Maggie went to the Parkway to find some hot Nanticokians. They didn't find any.

by Jim April 15, 2005

Cheech

Smoke a bowl.

We cheeched a bowl right there on the street.

by Jim June 18, 2003

Mother Brain

The large biomechanical brain from the metroid games. It was featured as a boss in 3 of the games. The mother brain is a giant brain in a glass case that acted as a giant computer for the space pirate forces. It bears one large eye capable of launching energy attacks and has indestructable gun turrets protecting it. The mother brain gets its energy from long columns of nerves in her chamber called zebetites. In Metroid for NES, Samus had to destroy zebetite barriers to get to the mother brain. In super metroid for the SNES, The mother brain had a huge bio-mechanical body built for the sole perpous of killing samus. In this form it had a hyper eye beam, and was able to spew projectiles at samus.

The mother braind is a bitch to kill!

by Jim October 2, 2005

dodfrig

a bitch ass medal of honor player with a big dick

A. "My name is dodfrig"
B. "OMFG REALLY?"

by Jim September 26, 2004

benst

Northern NJ slang negating the word best. The opposite of best.

Last night I slammed my hand in a door. Yeah, it was the benst.

by Jim June 29, 2004