jim's definitions

Cipher

v. to think or figure out. refers to mathematical calculations in particle.

"lemme cipher up the bill"

by jim June 24, 2003

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 8, 2003

smoolers

Smoothies prepared, made, and sold by Mrs. Boe's 3rd block entrepreneurship class at Chaska High School, in Chaska Minnesota.

Hmmmm, Damn son, that smooler was the best frickin' drink I have ever purchased, I hate the food service here. This is way better.

by Jim April 11, 2005

bellend

to understand the word bell end you need to know a bellend

Richard= Bell = End = bellend

bellend = richard

by jim January 27, 2004

Winky Peepus

The buldge in a woman's jeans when she sit's down.

Damn, that chick has a huge winky peepus!

by Jim November 26, 2003

fukk

Alternate spelling of "fuck". Mainly used to beat profanity filters.

"Fukk this"

by Jim December 30, 2003

nazi speed

n. amphetamines.

"known as "Nazi speed" because of its creation by German scientists during World War II to increase the endurance of their soldiers."

by jim June 24, 2003