jim's definitions

Q45

infiniti's flagship sedan directly competing with the mercedes S class, audi A8, bmw 7 series, etc. the first generation Q (1990-1996) was equipped with a 4.5 liter V8 producing 278 bhp and had an option for a air suspension. the second generation's (1997-2001) engine was downgraded to a 4.1 liter engine producing 266hp and offered xenon headlights. the current Q (2002-present) returns with the 4.5 engine but with more output, 340hp. its also optional with 7 lens xenon headlights, heated and cooled seats, and a rear-mounted camera.

me : yo.
guy: what up?
me : nuthin.
guy: you wanna race?
me : what you got?
guy: 92 lsc. you?
me : 93 q45.
guy: o shit. im outta here.
me : peace bitch.

by Jim April 21, 2005

smoolers

Smoothies prepared, made, and sold by Mrs. Boe's 3rd block entrepreneurship class at Chaska High School, in Chaska Minnesota.

Hmmmm, Damn son, that smooler was the best frickin' drink I have ever purchased, I hate the food service here. This is way better.

by Jim April 11, 2005

The Parkway

A quality establishment located in Alden, PA. They have the best Cheesesteaks and the coldest Bud. And the Bud is always fresh, cause the Nanticoke scumbags drink 5 halves a day.
Live entertainment every night, too! Like Rose telling you about the girl who can suck cock but can't slice meat.

Steph and Maggie went to the Parkway to find some hot Nanticokians. They didn't find any.

by Jim April 15, 2005

dirty poop games

An act of "love" between 2 gay men after a night on the town. See lots of gay anal sex

Visitor: Knock, knock
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.

by Jim July 19, 2004

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 7, 2005

take the pickle out

The act or motion of releasing a very large penis from your vagina or asshole.

Take the pickle out.. i can feel it touching my stomach.

by jim July 2, 2004

po

alias of imprisoned rapper, shyne

shyne po is an excellent rapper

by jim August 10, 2004