jim's definitions

king turd of shit island

(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.

Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.

by Jim December 5, 2003

Hairy Bank

Police Boi

The filth, the fuzzy muff, the pigs, the hairy banks

by Jim November 23, 2003

Lex Luthor/lexluthor

A person who is your friend, but at the same time, is your worst enemy (as Lex Luthor is to Clark Kent of 'Superman' and 'Smallville' fame).

I love Kathy but she's such a lexluthor.

by Jim November 25, 2004

pland'r

peace love and respect, a phrase coined by lionheart.

he showed pland'r to all.

by Jim December 17, 2003

Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

by Jim November 25, 2004

baruch

n. the buttcrack hanging out of someone's pants.

i was so freaking disgusted when her baruch was hanging out all over.

by jim September 4, 2004

k.b.

high-quality sensimilla marijauna, abbr. Kind Bud(s)

K.B. may be more expensive, but it's better for you.

by jim June 24, 2003