inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

by Jim March 11, 2005

stephen lynch

comical genius/guitar player(not great at guitar but comical genius none the less)

"did you catch that phat vid from lynch"
"pff phuck yae, stephen is my home-boy nikka"

by Jim April 18, 2004

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

chummuck

When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.

Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!

by Jim June 28, 2006

calibre

Not only a shit car and alcohol free beer but also commonly used for describing ones ability. In common with the above words, often full of irony.

Sam Lilley: A man of my calibre never goes down (whilst lying in bed after getting over excited at the weekend...

by Jim September 30, 2004

truffs

One who is sexually attractive in an extreme way.Often used to describe someone during truffspotting.

Any given attractive person.

by jim December 21, 2003