473 definitions by jim

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.
"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"
by jim May 07, 2005
comical genius/guitar player(not great at guitar but comical genius none the less)
"did you catch that phat vid from lynch"
"pff phuck yae, stephen is my home-boy nikka"
by Jim April 18, 2004
Alternate spelling of "fuck". Mainly used to beat profanity filters.
"Fukk this"
by Jim December 30, 2003
A big rich town where the soccer mom's will ask the Mafia to whack the other team. for everything else look at the first definition, it's perfect
My daughter is on the Massapequa soccer team and she is the best ever!
by Jim March 23, 2005
a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy
E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...
by Jim June 16, 2004
A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.
I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!
by Jim November 27, 2004
The Family- You pledge loyalty to it at all times. This version of the family is not your mom dad cousin aunt uncles. Its a protective crime family.
Welcome to The Family!
Your Part of The Family now!
by Jim April 17, 2005
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