jim's definitions

piss proud

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

by Jim July 19, 2004

mcgyver

When during sex, you can't find a condom to use, so you improvise and find items around you to make one.

Last night, Mitchel Burgess had to mcgyver a dirty sock and a rubberband before he blew his load into some swamp donkey he met on the street.

by Jim January 14, 2004

gimpcheese

A combination of two insults really ie; bell cheese and gimp.

" that bloke's such a gimpcheese, he can't even park his fiesta..... "

by jim February 17, 2004

yeat

portside, if you know it, you know it

"dude, you coulda hooked up with that fat chick.."

"YEAT!"

by jim January 16, 2003

car Carrier Truck

A Big Long Truck That Carrys Cars on it's truck to state to state that can hold up to many cars. it also Drops off cars to the dealership so people can buy them.

John works for the Car Carrier Truck System.

by Jim April 8, 2005

cop

to purchase

"come to the hood and you can cop that"

by jim June 24, 2003

rims

The outer edge of a cars wheel used to support and mount a tire. Ignorant bus-takers often use "rim" as a term to describe an entire wheel, usually the spokes.

"Yo man those are nice RIMS"
"What's so nice about them? They're stock; it's my spokes I was trying to show off."
"That be wack"

by Jim December 23, 2005