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473 definitions by jim

A term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.
Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup. You look like a complete weapon!
by Jim July 19, 2004
a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy
E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...
by Jim June 16, 2004
Alternate spelling of "fuck". Mainly used to beat profanity filters.
"Fukk this"
by Jim December 30, 2003
A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.
I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!
by Jim November 27, 2004
a hard rapper from brooklyn who went to prison for p. diddy
it dont get beta than "more or less"
by jim August 10, 2004
To lay claim to something or someone, secure right of ownership. A spoken agreement between friends that gives the person calling something rights to the thing/person called, without the other friends interfering.
"Damn that bitch is hot, I call it"
"Shit, I was really hopin to tap that ass"
"And don't even think about kieling that shit either"
by Jim April 07, 2005
69 for midgets
hey, look at them midgets doing 34.5!
by jim May 16, 2004