jim's definitions

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 8, 2003

grill

last time i checked, a grill is something you cook meat on, or the front vent thing on a car.

imma go cook me some burgers on the grill

by jim April 18, 2006

Call

To lay claim to something or someone, secure right of ownership. A spoken agreement between friends that gives the person calling something rights to the thing/person called, without the other friends interfering.

"Damn that bitch is hot, I call it"
"Shit, I was really hopin to tap that ass"
"And don't even think about kieling that shit either"

by Jim April 7, 2005

talongo

claping, dragging pussy lips

heather has a swaying talongo

by jim February 25, 2005

bellend

to understand the word bell end you need to know a bellend

Richard= Bell = End = bellend

bellend = richard

by jim January 27, 2004

nazi speed

n. amphetamines.

"known as "Nazi speed" because of its creation by German scientists during World War II to increase the endurance of their soldiers."

by jim June 24, 2003

gwak

female genitals

yeah I got myself messy in her gwak

by Jim August 12, 2003