jim's definitions

Batwanger

chick with a dick

Jerry Murdock may wear a skirt or pants to work each day for he is a Batwanger.

by Jim May 3, 2003

wotcha

English Slang for "What's up?"

"Wotcha mate!"

by Jim September 7, 2003

Sartney

Someone who is very cool, very mod, very hip, very envied.

Who is that girl? She is sooo Sartney!

by Jim October 27, 2003

francis louis boulevard

big boulevard in queens
good place to go wit a fast car, or if you wanna holla at hos
however, there are alotta cops givin tickets
the best place go to around is the 3.5 mile strip north of 495, in bayside
the only thing to do is drive round

-i just got my 302 fixed, wanna go to frannie lou?
-yeah, we'll leave at like 10
-aight

by jim August 24, 2004

pitsnoggle

Intoxicated, drunk, inebriated; stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol); "a noisy crowd of pitsnoggled sailors"; "helplessly pitsnoggled"

All the WVU fans were pitsnoggled.

by Jim March 25, 2005

middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.

Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.

by Jim May 28, 2006

hoobadieboo

not being a fat ass hoe

fat ass hoes

by Jim August 3, 2003