jim's definitions

Road Dog

A phrase that describes a woman that's hit the wall due to age or wear and tear. Wear and tear is usually the result of smoking.

Look at her, she's a road dog.

by Jim February 9, 2004

ranker

A sorry ass bastard who fails to earn fourth place or better in mariokart.

Kory placed sixth on choco mountain therefore he is a ranker.

by Jim March 13, 2005

dogpile

a search engine that helps you find what you need like porn, music,wrestling.

i searched on dogpile and found some great naked hot girls.

by jiM March 12, 2005

ruby animal

Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.

"I need five minutes" said to mate postcoitally
"I'm off to visit the Ruby Animal this weekend"

by Jim April 2, 2005

submarine

A sexual position in which the male suspends himself under the female while she is on all four with her posterior facing the sky.

Dude, I submarined Jen for two minutes then she collapsed.

by Jim December 8, 2003

jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.

Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart

by Jim June 18, 2006

shank

To stab someone and twist the blade while its still inside them. Used in the military Special Ops to kill someone quickly

Bob shanked phil and killed him instantly

by Jim May 24, 2004