jim's definitions

nickel nine

A nickel-plated nine-millimeter semi automatic handgun often used by would be gangsters and well known rap artists.

1. Shut yo mouth foo before I bust a cap in yo ass with my nickel nine.

2. Nickel nine nigga, floss you die quicker. (Mase)

by Jim January 2, 2005

francis louis boulevard

big boulevard in queens
good place to go wit a fast car, or if you wanna holla at hos
however, there are alotta cops givin tickets
the best place go to around is the 3.5 mile strip north of 495, in bayside
the only thing to do is drive round

-i just got my 302 fixed, wanna go to frannie lou?
-yeah, we'll leave at like 10
-aight

by jim August 24, 2004

Wheels

Someone with a wheeled backpack.

1. Bunch of Kids: HEY WHEELS!!!!!!!!
2. Hey Wheels whats new?

by Jim April 17, 2005

middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.

Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.

by Jim May 28, 2006

theta

a fat sorority /

why are all thetas so fat?

by jim March 8, 2005

jim wright

Former congressional Speaker of the House from right near Ft. Worth, Texas. An extreme liberal who hated Newt Gingrich because was all that back in the day.

Jim Wright sucked big balls.

by Jim April 10, 2006

Texas Twister

its when u say fuck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur dick and slap her in the face with it

after jim fished fucking jill in the ass he proceeded to say, "fuck u" to her, and then spun her around 5 times. After the spin was compleated he took his dick in his hand and slapped her in the face with it

by jim November 24, 2003