jim's definitions

megadeth

1. Unit of measurement equal to the death of one million people by nuclear explosion.

2. The world's state of the art speed metal band.

Megadeth's RUST IN PEACE is one of the greatest metal albums ever made.

by Jim April 20, 2003

cholula

"The Flavourful Fire"

A brand of Mexican Chili Sauce. Not too hot, but tastes like heaven itself.

Perfect on fries.

"Gimme some goddamn cholula so I can jazz the shit out of these here fries!"

by Jim October 2, 2005

plugh

Word used in ADVENT, see wordxyzzy/word. One of ADVENT's three magic words (XYZZY, PLUGH, PLOVER).

"If you want to teleport from the Well House to Y2 directly, invoke PLUGH and turn your lamp on."

by Jim August 25, 2003

monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

by jim May 7, 2005

singles club

everyone who's single

your in the singles club,eh?

by jim February 13, 2002

huffer

Ball sucker. Ball worshiper.

Jordan is a total huffer, he wouldn't leave Steve's nuts alone man.

by Jim April 4, 2003

Bear in the cave

You have an unseen burger hanging out of your nostril area

Charlie you have bear in the cave. Do you need a tissue?

by Jim October 31, 2004