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middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.
Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.
by Jim May 28, 2006
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ragworthy

Ragworthy means that a person is worthy of a 'Rag' (intercourse, of a mindless, emotionless nature. not to be confused with lovemaking).
"shit dude, that chick is ragworthy!"
"hells yeah!"
by Jim February 21, 2005
mugGet the ragworthymug.

Smella

the female ginitals that are unwashed and "smell", hence "smella"
damn... i was with that ho the otha nite and she had one hell of a smella on her
by jim December 14, 2003
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reet

done correctly with style and craftsmanship when pertainng to a persons finished work. I.E neat, right, clean, high quality; english slang and american hotrodders term. usually used as a compliment.
Man!, did you see that 57 chevy? Now that's one reet ride.

Mom's pudding is delicious, she makes a reet pudding. Mom's pudding is reet.
by jim February 12, 2004
mugGet the reetmug.

dork

A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.
That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.
by Jim November 26, 2002
mugGet the dorkmug.

Snuffer

A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"

Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.
The man was such a Snuffer he was called a bitch.
by jim July 8, 2004
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Texas Twister

its when u say fuck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur dick and slap her in the face with it
after jim fished fucking jill in the ass he proceeded to say, "fuck u" to her, and then spun her around 5 times. After the spin was compleated he took his dick in his hand and slapped her in the face with it
by jim November 24, 2003
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