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cock delivery

This phrase is most commonly used and was created when sitting in the back seat of a car. In order to use successfully the phrase must be accompanied with a swift smack to the back of the head of anyone sitting in the front seats of the car, preferably not the driver as this could result in a dangerous situation.
Ding Dong, Cock Delivery (in coordination with a smack in the back of the head)
by JD December 23, 2004
mugGet the cock deliverymug.

Jagger

That chick last night was so frickin jagger... Did u see her ass?

My friend can do the most jagger moves on a skatebored.
by JD February 26, 2005
mugGet the Jaggermug.

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
by jd February 22, 2005
mugGet the saber-toothed crotch cricketmug.

hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.
Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!
by jd January 30, 2004
mugGet the hella-toolmug.

plugged out

The washer was plugged out.
by JD June 24, 2004
mugGet the plugged outmug.

tallboy

the act of getting a hummer on the shitter.
Nothing completes my day like a nice tallboy after a hard day at work.
by jd April 2, 2003
mugGet the tallboymug.

Marfa

A small town in West Texas. It is currently known for unusual UFO-like lights that appear in the area near the town. They have a festival on the first week of September called the Marfa Lights Festival. Scientists have recently bee moving to the area to study these unusual lights. James Dean's last movie was also filmed here and you can find James Dean paraphernalia there.
The Marfa Lights festival was fun and actually seening the weird lights creeped me out, in a cool way.
by JD February 12, 2005
mugGet the Marfamug.

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