jd's definitions

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.

Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!

by jd January 30, 2004

Beastishly dickish.

Dickish beyond all measure.

Sandstorms are beastishly dickish.

by JD May 19, 2005

tipdrill

girl with a great body but a fucked up face. Related to a drill. The head of the drill is fucked up because it's been drilled so often but the body is still in tact.

"It must be her ass coz it ain't her face, I need a tipdrill"

by JD December 26, 2003

ash-hole

An Ash-Hole is any volcano. Mount St. Helens is the biggest ash-hole in North America.

Mt. Vesuvius is a mean ash-hole that wiped out Pompeii in Roman times.

by JD January 31, 2005

spicsicles

thin, pointy sideburns, very common on young hispanic males, and also black and white copycats.

see above

by JD March 26, 2004

blurd

Slang for blurb. Dyslexics use it because they are mentally raped. eg. Jeremy.

I'm writing a blurd on video editing for our website.

by JD April 7, 2005