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star-crossed lovers

the term star-crossed lovers is talking about the zodiac signs. The zodiac's are stars in the sky, and in Romeo and Juliets case there star signs paths were doomed to cross over. This also signified the end of there relationship.
by jd July 26, 2004
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razor ramon

possibly the coolest wrestler from wwf. accompanied by his friendly toothpick he wrecked havoc throughout the 90's.
razon ramon really whomped savio vega last night didnt he?
by jd December 9, 2003
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cocoa queef

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!
by jd January 3, 2005
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scranus

by JD April 10, 2003
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Yetris

Yetris is used in place of any actual activity you are performing to give you an air of elite, indie sophistication by doing something so obscure.

Specifically, it is form of the game tetris played on a yeti. Yetis are notoriously bad for playing tetris on, unless they have cell phones imbedded in them, in which case they are excellent for it.
"So what did you do last night?"
"I played yetris."
"Wow, you must be knowledgable and sophisticated!"

"You want to go out tonight? I can't. I feel like staying home and playing yetris."
by JD April 21, 2005
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witticism

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."
by JD May 31, 2003
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blurd

Slang for blurb. Dyslexics use it because they are mentally raped. eg. Jeremy.
I'm writing a blurd on video editing for our website.
by JD April 7, 2005
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