jd's definitions

Marfa

A small town in West Texas. It is currently known for unusual UFO-like lights that appear in the area near the town. They have a festival on the first week of September called the Marfa Lights Festival. Scientists have recently bee moving to the area to study these unusual lights. James Dean's last movie was also filmed here and you can find James Dean paraphernalia there.

The Marfa Lights festival was fun and actually seening the weird lights creeped me out, in a cool way.

by JD February 12, 2005

skizzy munter

A more extreme version of a skizzy but more vile version of a bogan. A skizzy munter is similar to a bogan but upon closer inspection has some more repulsive/feral/skizzy characteristcs.

"check out that skizzy munter, he got a mullet and no teeth"

by jd April 19, 2005

bitch cock

a little dwarf woman that has enormous penis, perhaps the size of whale, and uses it to whip people into submission

shes a fucking bitch cock. i fucking hate her. bitch!

by JD December 19, 2003

porno

slang. something totally over the top, showing off, posing, maybe even innapproriate

"thats a bit porno", "theres no need for that, its just porno"

by jd October 13, 2004

free willy

Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.

Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!

by JD February 8, 2005

shrimpbeef

what you get at the mexican restaurant when the order is not clearly understood

No, I did not order the ShrimpBeef nachos!?!?

by jd April 17, 2003

Purple Paisley

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

by jd January 3, 2005