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Demobrat

A Demobrat is a wanna be anarchist that likes to bash our government and countries values, even though they're upper class kids living on Mommy and Daddies money. They're at the top of the worlds food chain and the main drain of it's resourses but take no responsibility for their own actions and blame everything on the government, USA,conservatives and Christians.
Demobrat: Those frikin neocon Christians have screwed this world up! I'm go'in to the Greenday concert to protest with them. Where's my Dads credit card?
by JD January 31, 2005
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
by jd February 22, 2005
mugGet the saber-toothed crotch cricketmug.

cock delivery

This phrase is most commonly used and was created when sitting in the back seat of a car. In order to use successfully the phrase must be accompanied with a swift smack to the back of the head of anyone sitting in the front seats of the car, preferably not the driver as this could result in a dangerous situation.
Ding Dong, Cock Delivery (in coordination with a smack in the back of the head)
by JD December 23, 2004
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Jagger

That chick last night was so frickin jagger... Did u see her ass?

My friend can do the most jagger moves on a skatebored.
by JD February 26, 2005
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Beefy

getting a meaty boner due to sexual stimulation
damn! Kristina gets me all beefy

or

haha! Arthurs got a beefy!
by JD March 27, 2008
mugGet the Beefymug.

hegre

Named after Peter Hegre, a famous erotic photographer. A new category of porn has emerged, simply known as Hegre, referring to the work of Peter Hegre. It is usually softcore, and a majority of his work involves his wife Luba.
Hey, this site has a new Hegre archive!
by JD January 12, 2005
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chump change

a BRoke ass man who cant get a job or has a low paying job and only make chump change
Damn that dude is making chump change
by jd February 19, 2005
mugGet the chump changemug.

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