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cock delivery

This phrase is most commonly used and was created when sitting in the back seat of a car. In order to use successfully the phrase must be accompanied with a swift smack to the back of the head of anyone sitting in the front seats of the car, preferably not the driver as this could result in a dangerous situation.
Ding Dong, Cock Delivery (in coordination with a smack in the back of the head)
by JD December 23, 2004
mugGet the cock deliverymug.

wanksta

A wanksta is a person that asks like he lives the life of a true gangsta...but the truth is that he don't. He/she tires to act all hard and shit but he/she is jus embarssing himself/herself. He/she thinks he has it all like money, girls, blah blah, but he aint got shit. To sum it all up in one word is that he/she is a big ass POSER. :P
The people by a certain century theater stand there all day with their never seen before jerseys, clean air force ones and all the "bling bling" they own are wankstas.
by JD August 26, 2003
mugGet the wankstamug.

for-serious

are you forseriousss
by jd April 11, 2005
mugGet the for-seriousmug.

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
by jd February 22, 2005
mugGet the saber-toothed crotch cricketmug.

hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.
Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!
by jd January 30, 2004
mugGet the hella-toolmug.

Roll Hard

An action, usually that takes place in a car (preferibly a Range Rover) and decribes the manor in which one is driving, usually overaggresive and at a high rate of speed.
Rolling Hard in the Double R.

He does not roll hard.
(it is also not uncommon for "nigga be driving" to follow this phrase.)
by JD December 24, 2004
mugGet the Roll Hardmug.

MAN

The inferior of the 2 sexes.
Has a penis- hideous looking sexual organ that should only be used in the dark.
a dog- only good for providing and procreation
to be spit upon
theres a man
man - testicles and penis
by jd February 19, 2005
mugGet the MANmug.

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