by tripleOG December 12, 2006
Originally a car based as a mini-version of a Mustang, then the KE70 gave us some sideways action, then it went front-wheel-drive and got ugly from there.
The highest selling car in the world, and automatically the blandest car in the world. Driven by non-savvy college students and accountants. What car offers the least amount of personality? A white Corolla.
Reliable as buggery, so they still litter our roads.
The highest selling car in the world, and automatically the blandest car in the world. Driven by non-savvy college students and accountants. What car offers the least amount of personality? A white Corolla.
Reliable as buggery, so they still litter our roads.
College student 1: Damn, my parents bought me a gold Toyota Corolla for college.
College student 2: Gee that sucks what a boring car.
College student 1: Yeh...
*awkward silence*
College student 1: Beer?
College student 2: Sure.
College student 2: Gee that sucks what a boring car.
College student 1: Yeh...
*awkward silence*
College student 1: Beer?
College student 2: Sure.
by Poida May 14, 2007
Son : this Toyota Corolla car sound nice !
Dad : Don't worry son, Ya gonna love it, it has been in our family for 20 years and still running.
Son : Christ almighty.
Dad : Don't worry son, Ya gonna love it, it has been in our family for 20 years and still running.
Son : Christ almighty.
by the one who spout the truth September 8, 2022
Beautiful sedan, preferably the 07 run with all matted blue, great compact car next to a Honda
Take care of one if ever you end up with one
For the toyota corolla is reliable asF!!!!!
Take care of one if ever you end up with one
For the toyota corolla is reliable asF!!!!!
Toyota corolla is forever a reliable car
Best car for someone looking for basic cheap transportation yet classy
Best car for someone looking for basic cheap transportation yet classy
by Officiated September 1, 2022
A typical white hatchback, a range pubed early twenties egg shaped headed male drives to milk the cows.
by Benshairynippless January 14, 2023
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
by Exterminator (not really) October 17, 2019
YOU HAVE BEEN TOYOTA COROLLA'D
¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Bonito como él solo y jala como un campeón! ¡Tracción delantera, independiente suspensión! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Tremendo motor de larga duración! ¡4 cilindros, 1600! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Potencia sin restricción, y suave su dirección! ¡Es grande de economia, pero camina el millón! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡El mejor carro del mundo entero, ha llegado a Venezuela! ¡La mejor tecnologia, obra de gran maestria! ¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA!
English: THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA! Pretty as he is and pulls like a champ! Front-wheel drive, independent suspension! TOYOTA COROLLA! Tremendous long-lasting motor! 4 cylinders, 1600! TOYOTA COROLLA! Unrestricted power, and smooth your steering! It's big on the economy, but walks the million! TOYOTA COROLLA! The best car in the whole world has arrived in Venezuela! The best technology, work of great mastery! THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Bonito como él solo y jala como un campeón! ¡Tracción delantera, independiente suspensión! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Tremendo motor de larga duración! ¡4 cilindros, 1600! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Potencia sin restricción, y suave su dirección! ¡Es grande de economia, pero camina el millón! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡El mejor carro del mundo entero, ha llegado a Venezuela! ¡La mejor tecnologia, obra de gran maestria! ¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA!
English: THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA! Pretty as he is and pulls like a champ! Front-wheel drive, independent suspension! TOYOTA COROLLA! Tremendous long-lasting motor! 4 cylinders, 1600! TOYOTA COROLLA! Unrestricted power, and smooth your steering! It's big on the economy, but walks the million! TOYOTA COROLLA! The best car in the whole world has arrived in Venezuela! The best technology, work of great mastery! THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
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