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104 definitions by jd

 
99.
ass wax=COOORRRRYYYY!
u ass wax
by JD July 09, 2003
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100.
the act of getting a hummer on the shitter.
Nothing completes my day like a nice tallboy after a hard day at work.
by jd April 02, 2003
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101.
sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
by jd February 22, 2005
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102.
Homo, faggot, flamer, fairy, poofter, butt monkey, butt pirate, cum drinker, poo puncher, back door bandit, pillow biter, Lavender, ball crawler, poonce, donut puncher, ass sucker.

A Big Fat Stupid Limp-Wristed Homosexual aka Jimmy...
Guy#1: Oi Jamie!

Guy#2: SHUTUP IM NOT GAY!

Guy#1: Sure Jimmy....
by JD February 01, 2005
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103.
Israelis are a multi-racial people that are either so by religion, or ethnic background, that live in the modern nation of Israel. Ancient Israel was a nation the Romans destroyed in 70 AD. There never has been a nation called Palestine. There have always been Asiatic Jews living in the Middle East. Not all Israelis are descended from European Jews, although Israel was recreated after the Holocaust of WW2, for Jewish people that lived around the world, in many nations. The turmoil between Arabs and Israelis goes all the way back to Isaac and Ishmael, half brothers that the Arabs and Jews descended from. Sibbling rivalry at it's worst.
Israelis and Arabs are both Semitic.
by JD February 08, 2005
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104.
when i am sitting on the toilet taking a dookie and sean hummin' on my boner. hmmmm.
Nothing feels so nice as when sean cracks a tall boy.
by jd March 22, 2003
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