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someone, a person, or an a object can be a poonce. a poonce is infact a pussy ass bitch. (also objects can be poonce's or pooonced)
Mike is such a poonce it makes me sick.
OR
Mikes car is all poonced out. that car has been poonced.
by rsxboysarehot September 09, 2006

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Poonce: The smell of ones butt crack sweat.
It was a hot day at the beach,even after my shower, I could still smell the scent of poonce on my fingers.
by Cdub0627 July 23, 2017

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Derived from the word "poon" and "pounce"

A Poonce is a man who is incredibly slick and suave when in the presence of a lady. This man has a severely high chance on getting a woman to go to bed with him.

The determining factor in determining whether someone is being a Poonce is whether or not they are classy.CLASSY IS KEY.
James Bond is the king of Poonces
by Bozz hajj December 06, 2008

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my brother brian is a poonce
by Andrew June 10, 2003

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