jd's definitions

BFG

BFG Technologies is a privately held U.S. based supplier of premium 3D video cards based on NVIDIA graphics technology.

"I abought a BFG Video Card"

by JD January 5, 2005

Yetris

Yetris is used in place of any actual activity you are performing to give you an air of elite, indie sophistication by doing something so obscure.

Specifically, it is form of the game tetris played on a yeti. Yetis are notoriously bad for playing tetris on, unless they have cell phones imbedded in them, in which case they are excellent for it.

"So what did you do last night?"
"I played yetris."
"Wow, you must be knowledgable and sophisticated!"

"You want to go out tonight? I can't. I feel like staying home and playing yetris."

by JD April 21, 2005

cocoa queef

female flatulence caused by excessive sexual activity.

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!

by jd January 3, 2005

Panda

When your getting head, you pull out and cum in the girls face. Then punch both her eyes.

I was in a bad mood lastnight, so i gave my girl a panda.

by JD April 18, 2006

odoriferarian

A person who catalogs smells.

Oh, you're looking for the wet dog smell. Just ask the odoriferarian!

by jd April 17, 2003

Marvel zombie

Comic book fan slang to describe someone who is overtly loyal to the Marvel Comics company to the point where they won't read anything else.

Don't try and describe Preacher to him he's just a Marvel Zombie

by jd January 3, 2005

choss

just another fag at carolina

dude, iont wanna go to chapel hill, with choss and all those other fags

by jd September 8, 2004