jd's definitions

blurd

Slang for blurb. Dyslexics use it because they are mentally raped. eg. Jeremy.

I'm writing a blurd on video editing for our website.

by JD April 7, 2005

plugged out

unplugged, not plugged in

The washer was plugged out.

by JD June 24, 2004

tallboy

the act of getting a hummer on the shitter.

Nothing completes my day like a nice tallboy after a hard day at work.

by jd April 2, 2003

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by JD February 11, 2005

Dub

a true gangsta nobody fucks with

when i saw that dub i fuckin rolled out

by jd July 28, 2003

Demobrat

A Demobrat is a wanna be anarchist that likes to bash our government and countries values, even though they're upper class kids living on Mommy and Daddies money. They're at the top of the worlds food chain and the main drain of it's resourses but take no responsibility for their own actions and blame everything on the government, USA,conservatives and Christians.

Demobrat: Those frikin neocon Christians have screwed this world up! I'm go'in to the Greenday concert to protest with them. Where's my Dads credit card?

by JD January 31, 2005

cock delivery

This phrase is most commonly used and was created when sitting in the back seat of a car. In order to use successfully the phrase must be accompanied with a swift smack to the back of the head of anyone sitting in the front seats of the car, preferably not the driver as this could result in a dangerous situation.

Ding Dong, Cock Delivery (in coordination with a smack in the back of the head)

by JD December 23, 2004