jared's definitions

cinosweiv

it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position

Dudes, I can't feel my legs from that cinosweiv i had last night

by jared February 28, 2005

Boogaerts

A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.

Did you see Boogaerts? Oh my gosh, what an incredibly amazingly unbeleivably irresistable guy!

by Jared April 4, 2005

hucky

A large object or stick.

Thats a big ol' piece of hucky!

by jared November 26, 2003

The Train

The way I FUCKING get around my hometown, The City. What city? THE CITY. 'Nuff said. You upstaters on Long Island would get mugged on the fucking subway, it's only for the tough.

I saw some upstate Long Islanders on the 4 train last week. What losers, they looked like a bunch of immature, lost tourists. And they actually gave money to the homeless guy! Country folk.

by Jared March 23, 2005

Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

People who enjoy 'Six Steps to Spiritual Revival' will also love 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men'

"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"

by jared December 5, 2002

Kittie

The seckziest beast of all time, named for extreme love of the band Kittie.

Kittie is just so damn cool.

by Jared February 14, 2005

sexah

like sexy only more

"At first I was like damn! That's one sexy bitch! But I realized I wrong. She was infact sexah."

by jared December 5, 2002