jared's definitions

wrappaging

A combination of the words Wrapping and Packaging. Used primarily in describing factory vacuum packaging and security wrapping. Particularly useful for CD's and DVD's.

"The wrappaging of these new DVD's is totally overkill."

by Jared August 4, 2004

blackjack

Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.

Blackjack is not as easy as AYB is trying to say it is.

by Jared November 2, 2003

war

1. A very violent fight that has to do with land,world power,ect.
2. When men and women take the lives of other men and women for there lands.
3. State of using violence against another, a contest between states.
4. State of oposition or contest, hostility;contention; as, a war of words.

Battles in Iraq.

War with Iraq.

by Jared August 10, 2003

DYOH

Do Your Own Homework

What is the plot of "The Lord of the Rings?"

I have an idea, DYOH!

by Jared February 5, 2004

Upstate

Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!

Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...

by Jared April 13, 2006

Mattitude

A cult like religion created by WWE Superstar Matt Hardy.

I follow Mattitude, baby!

by Jared January 27, 2005

ebaumsworld

Ebaumsworld is the internet whore, everybody has gotten on it and after a while u get sick of it.

Albinoblacksheep is another hoe who makes less money.

by Jared March 25, 2005