jared's definitions

DYOH

Do Your Own Homework

What is the plot of "The Lord of the Rings?"

I have an idea, DYOH!

by Jared February 5, 2004

war

1. A very violent fight that has to do with land,world power,ect.
2. When men and women take the lives of other men and women for there lands.
3. State of using violence against another, a contest between states.
4. State of oposition or contest, hostility;contention; as, a war of words.

Battles in Iraq.

War with Iraq.

by Jared August 10, 2003

wrappaging

A combination of the words Wrapping and Packaging. Used primarily in describing factory vacuum packaging and security wrapping. Particularly useful for CD's and DVD's.

"The wrappaging of these new DVD's is totally overkill."

by Jared August 4, 2004

blackjack

Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.

Blackjack is not as easy as AYB is trying to say it is.

by Jared November 2, 2003

Japananese

Japanese when you are stoned

"JAPANANESE!!!" exclaimed Jared

by Jared September 3, 2003

cum burgler

One who burglarizes cum from a person or mainly a sperm bank

Derek is a cum burgler from Mexico

by Jared April 14, 2005

Chermak

One who sits in the dormroom all day long and jerks off minimum of five times a day

I have Chermak for my roomate

by Jared March 19, 2005