jared's definitions

jacuzzi cassinova

When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)

man he cant get any from anybody, he's just a jacuzzi cassinova

by Jared August 24, 2004

Everquest

A MMORPG (massive multiple online role playing game) that is a game that people who dont play shouldnt have to say anything about because it is stupid for them to comment on it because it doesnt affect them in the least.

It is a simple game, we entertain ourselves that way no need to stress yourself over it. Continue on with your life and we will move on with ours. =)

by Jared March 21, 2004

lo siento

spanish for 'im sorry' but literally translates as 'i feel it'

oh my! lo siento! awww

by jared December 30, 2004

Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

by Jared March 24, 2004

D-troit

Location in michigan
Ghetto, slum town
8 mile, Eminem's old street

I live in D-troit dogg!

by Jared May 2, 2004

socialism

confused with communism, which doesn't work, this however can work very well with a mix of capitalism and democracy, it is a more equal economic system where the poor can become rich, whenever this comes up in a conversation someone eventually says it didn't work in russia

I think socialism is a..
Didn't work in russia
No, thats communism, this is differ...
Didn't work in cuba
Your not listening to me, Im talking about something completely different!
SHUTUP YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!!

by Jared October 19, 2003

plavecski

adj. One who does not enjoy anything that has the potential to be or is fun.

I cannot believe she is not going out, she is such a plavecski.

by Jared March 20, 2005