108 definitions by jared

massachusetts

greatest state ever

home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!

Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck


and thats why massachusetts is awesome

massachusetts is awesome because we have TWO champion teams

by jared November 13, 2004

bumbleclot

= jamaican for period blood

Sarah are u ready for ur bumbleclot reading?

by jared February 11, 2005

vegan

basically, an insane vegetarian

Coach Bittner told Jared that vegans were not insane vegetarians, but he was wrong. Jared is always right!!

by jared February 19, 2005

stuerize

Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.

Goddamnit Stu, you're such an asshole, stop stuerizing me.

by jared January 9, 2004

ebaumsworld

Ebaumsworld is the internet whore, everybody has gotten on it and after a while u get sick of it.

Albinoblacksheep is another hoe who makes less money.

by jared March 26, 2005

dorg karnt

An insult issued by local Australian Aboriginals within poorer communities i.e. 'Balga'

'Ay dere dorg karnt, ya gunna ge' us fiddy cents or a smoke?'

'Oi, dat dere white fella is a dorg karnt'

by jared July 13, 2004

hibbidy hap

anything, usually makin out or sex

yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night

by jared December 4, 2004