110 definitions by jared

A word you say when you are sleep deprived
The fucking klopos are attacking!!!
by Jared September 03, 2003

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The cross between a squeeze and a hug, if you were to squg someone, you'd be hugging them just a little harder than a hug and softer than a squeeze.
Jared and Emily squg each other when they say hello or goodbye
by JaRed January 27, 2015

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it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position
Dudes, I can't feel my legs from that cinosweiv i had last night
by jared February 28, 2005

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A combination of the words Wrapping and Packaging. Used primarily in describing factory vacuum packaging and security wrapping. Particularly useful for CD's and DVD's.
"The wrappaging of these new DVD's is totally overkill."
by Jared August 04, 2004

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One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.
Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.
by Jared March 24, 2004

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Do Your Own Homework
What is the plot of "The Lord of the Rings?"

I have an idea, DYOH!
by Jared February 05, 2004

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a yiddish for -small penis- also an insult
(see also, schmuk)
Shut the fuck up you little pischer
by jared July 12, 2003

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