jared's definitions

cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 8, 2005

qualijare

coolness, a good thing,

dude that was qualijare

by Jared November 20, 2003

BFUWG

Big Fat Ugly White Guy's disease.

Dude, my doctor just diagnosed me with BFWUG.

by Jared May 30, 2003

plavecski

adj. One who does not enjoy anything that has the potential to be or is fun.

I cannot believe she is not going out, she is such a plavecski.

by Jared March 20, 2005

Turkey Jizz

TJ Willock, hes a flaming faggot

Hey look there's turkey jizz.

by Jared December 18, 2004

jaymes

a fucking big eared faget

jaymes went to durand and fisted morgan

by jared May 7, 2003

Richard Westerdale III

A cool kid from Massachusetts that I am friends with.

The guy who wrote the first one can come over here to mass and I'll shoot his non-american ass.

by Jared November 6, 2003