jared's definitions

dadue

The word that could mean anything.

i.e.- DADUE!(hello)
- why the hell is he so Dadue

by jared June 9, 2003

mushroom eye

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.

Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...

by Jared June 17, 2005

sexah

like sexy only more

"At first I was like damn! That's one sexy bitch! But I realized I wrong. She was infact sexah."

by jared December 5, 2002

qualijare

coolness, a good thing,

dude that was qualijare

by Jared November 20, 2003

BFUWG

Big Fat Ugly White Guy's disease.

Dude, my doctor just diagnosed me with BFWUG.

by Jared May 30, 2003

cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 8, 2005

cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

by Jared February 21, 2005