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Nugget

Zach Bernstein from CPLV
Stop that Nugget
by Jared March 12, 2004
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cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.
(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.
by Jared February 21, 2005
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glahgle

The act of either doing something relevant to a definite subject, doing something irrelevant to a definite subject, or not doing anything at all, be it relevant or irrelevant to a definite subject.
"The glahgle broke."
"I broke the glahgle."
"Where do you want me to put this glahgle?"
"What the phuck is a glahgle?"
"Glahgle glahgle glahgle glahgle."
by jared September 10, 2004
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parlez vous parskwar

short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.
"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"

"ahh parlez vous parskwar"
by jared March 22, 2003
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swelve

If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.
"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"
by jared December 6, 2002
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hibbidy hap

yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night
by jared December 4, 2004
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^#^

Implies blushing due to embarassment or other such occurances.
Statement: You're so cute.
Reply: ^#^
by Jared July 19, 2004
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