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Chinarican

The man across the street is some kind of Chinarican or something.
by jared November 26, 2003
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copout

nick name for content on the copout.net website.
Is there any new stuff on copout?
by Jared December 22, 2004
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LOSD

Lack Of Sleep Drug and/or Dissorder

You get high off of losd when u stay up late and you'll laugh at anything even at the girls gone wild edeited edition on comedy central. It's sometimes better then pot and acid cause when you do those you need to buy them. with this just stay up late and get fucked hard and rammed like a toyota car fucking a mexican chink (mexichink) communist trying to shit out a fajita.
Man that chigga's on losd... he's acting like jennifer lopez was actually funny in gigili with ass chin ben afflec.

When Ronald comes home his mother is on losd and is on the couch waiting nakd with a gold plated percy to use on his rich square ass.
by Jared June 27, 2004
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Mattitude

A cult like religion created by WWE Superstar Matt Hardy.
I follow Mattitude, baby!
by Jared January 27, 2005
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Upstate

Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!
Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...
by Jared April 13, 2006
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woey

abother name for a vag
by jared September 4, 2004
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Mushroom eye

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.
When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye
by Jared June 17, 2005
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