mushroom eye

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.

Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...

by Jared June 17, 2005

Turkey Jizz

TJ Willock, hes a flaming faggot

Hey look there's turkey jizz.

by Jared December 18, 2004

jaymes

a fucking big eared faget

jaymes went to durand and fisted morgan

by jared May 07, 2003

black book

an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff

my black book is so much bigger than urs man

by jared December 04, 2004

hucky

A large object or stick.

Thats a big ol' piece of hucky!

by jared November 26, 2003

The Train

The way I FUCKING get around my hometown, The City. What city? THE CITY. 'Nuff said. You upstaters on Long Island would get mugged on the fucking subway, it's only for the tough.

I saw some upstate Long Islanders on the 4 train last week. What losers, they looked like a bunch of immature, lost tourists. And they actually gave money to the homeless guy! Country folk.

by Jared March 23, 2005

plavecski

adj. One who does not enjoy anything that has the potential to be or is fun.

I cannot believe she is not going out, she is such a plavecski.

by Jared March 20, 2005