Definitions by jared
cocksketball
(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.
(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.
cocksketball by Jared February 21, 2005
Mattitude
Duja Ve
The moment a memory is entering one's brain that will, sometime in one's future, be remembered and repeated resulting in Deja Vu.
Billy went to school one day and saw something strange. He forgot all about it the next day. Ten years later he saw it again and said, "Man. I just got Deja Vu." Little did he know that this moment was foretold since the time he first had Duja Ve when he saw the strange object ten years before.