Jared's definitions

homoerotica

a unique style of gay sex

James is into the acts of homoerotica

by Jared April 14, 2005

Duja Ve

The moment a memory is entering one's brain that will, sometime in one's future, be remembered and repeated resulting in Deja Vu.

Billy went to school one day and saw something strange. He forgot all about it the next day. Ten years later he saw it again and said, "Man. I just got Deja Vu." Little did he know that this moment was foretold since the time he first had Duja Ve when he saw the strange object ten years before.

by Jared January 18, 2005

lootcakes

1. money

2. currency

3. something that is being used extensively by a significant other

a. my bitch is snackin on my lootcakes

b. im runnin low on lootcakes

by Jared September 5, 2004

^#^

Implies blushing due to embarassment or other such occurances.

Statement: You're so cute.
Reply: ^#^

by Jared July 19, 2004

muffcheese

Globular nasties in and around the vulva formed from dried secretions, lint and other vaginal nasties.

I woulda eaten you out, but I'm muffcheese intolerant.

by Jared May 4, 2004

po presence

n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit

"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"

by Jared May 13, 2005

hoopdy

an exclamation meaning, "kick ass!"

i just got head! hoopdy!

by Jared April 17, 2005