Definitions by Jared

Squg 

The cross between a squeeze and a hug, if you were to squg someone, you'd be hugging them just a little harder than a hug and softer than a squeeze.

Jared and Emily squg each other when they say hello or goodbye

Squg by JaRed January 27, 2015

a.b.s 

Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving

'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'

a.b.s by Jared September 1, 2008

ODHGABFE

Track 10 on Lamb of God's album New American Gospel

ODHGABFE- supposedly stands for Officer Dick Head Gets A Black Fucking Eye

ODHGABFE by Jared July 30, 2006

haah 

Hot as all hell, slang used in suberbia by white kids wanting to be ghetto

damn that girl is haah

haah by jared June 18, 2006

Upstate 

Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!

Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...

Upstate by Jared April 13, 2006

Mushroom eye 

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.

When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye

Mushroom eye by Jared June 17, 2005

mushroom eye 

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.

Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...

mushroom eye by Jared June 17, 2005