Jared's definitions

ODHGABFE

Track 10 on Lamb of God's album New American Gospel

ODHGABFE- supposedly stands for Officer Dick Head Gets A Black Fucking Eye

by Jared July 30, 2006

haah

Hot as all hell, slang used in suberbia by white kids wanting to be ghetto

damn that girl is haah

by jared June 18, 2006

a.b.s

Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving

'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'

by Jared September 1, 2008

cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 8, 2005

cum burgler

One who burglarizes cum from a person or mainly a sperm bank

Derek is a cum burgler from Mexico

by Jared April 14, 2005

Anal Vialator

One who is obsessed with anal sex

Prison is full of anal vialators

by Jared April 14, 2005

homoerotica

a unique style of gay sex

James is into the acts of homoerotica

by Jared April 14, 2005