Jared's definitions

hucky

A large object or stick.

Thats a big ol' piece of hucky!

by jared November 26, 2003

The Train

The way I FUCKING get around my hometown, The City. What city? THE CITY. 'Nuff said. You upstaters on Long Island would get mugged on the fucking subway, it's only for the tough.

I saw some upstate Long Islanders on the 4 train last week. What losers, they looked like a bunch of immature, lost tourists. And they actually gave money to the homeless guy! Country folk.

by Jared March 23, 2005

meskney

Someone who likes Subway sandwiches

Dude, look at all of those meskneys inside Subway

by Jared December 16, 2003

Upper West Side

An inferior version of the Upper East Side. It is for retards, like Michael Moore.

East Side baby! New York for life! I'm never moving to boring Long Island/Connecticut!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005

Chermak

One who sits in the dormroom all day long and jerks off minimum of five times a day

I have Chermak for my roomate

by Jared March 19, 2005

cum burgler

One who burglarizes cum from a person or mainly a sperm bank

Derek is a cum burgler from Mexico

by Jared April 14, 2005

lord of the rings

a book which if you like you are not "uncool" , but you are simply on a higher level than the cavemen who claim that people who read the said book attain more "pussy"

the lord of the rings is a good book

by jared June 15, 2003