jared's definitions

Pimp

Portugue In Managing Putinhas

yo that guee is a pimp... oh wait... hes spanish... fag

by Jared September 19, 2003

Klacktype

1. A person who is abusively loud, particularly in inappropriate situations.
2. Same as (1), also morbidly grotesque features -- re: very very ugly, and inappropriately loud.

I don't know what it was, perhaps a Klacktype or ChewyChomp, all I know is I pissed my pants and I'm not ashamed.

by Jared August 4, 2004

NEWSOM

recieves Summer's Eve To Get rid of vaginal stinkyness

Rachel used the summer's eve that was placed on her car to get rid of that unsightly stench

by Jared February 6, 2003

pischer

a yiddish for -small penis- also an insult
(see also, schmuk)

Shut the fuck up you little pischer

by jared July 12, 2003

Anal Vialator

One who is obsessed with anal sex

Prison is full of anal vialators

by Jared April 14, 2005

Turkey Jizz

TJ Willock, hes a flaming faggot

Hey look there's turkey jizz.

by Jared December 18, 2004

plavecski

adj. One who does not enjoy anything that has the potential to be or is fun.

I cannot believe she is not going out, she is such a plavecski.

by Jared March 20, 2005