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Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving
'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'
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Get the homoerotica mug.by Jared April 16, 2003
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home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!
Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck
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home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!
Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck
and thats why massachusetts is awesome
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