Definitions by jared

homoerotica 

a unique style of gay sex

James is into the acts of homoerotica

homoerotica by Jared April 14, 2005

cooter stick 

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

cooter stick by jared April 8, 2005

Boogaerts 

A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.

Did you see Boogaerts? Oh my gosh, what an incredibly amazingly unbeleivably irresistable guy!

Boogaerts by Jared April 4, 2005

ebaumsworld 

Ebaumsworld is the internet whore, everybody has gotten on it and after a while u get sick of it.

Albinoblacksheep is another hoe who makes less money.

ebaumsworld by Jared March 25, 2005

Filthy Pier 

First off, look at dirty sanchez and pay close attention to the definition that says u wipe the poop with ur finger or thumb, now this is basically the same except u take your 2 pinkys and make a French type moustasche on her face and could even be equipped with the proper French noises.

Wee Wee Madame, compliments to the chef

Filthy Pier by Jared March 25, 2005

Upper East 

The greatest neighborhood in all New York. Has the classiest people, hottest women, and best restaurants.

Born at Lenox Hill Hospital, raised at 86th & York. What?!?

Upper East by Jared March 23, 2005

Upper West Side 

An inferior version of the Upper East Side. It is for retards, like Michael Moore.

East Side baby! New York for life! I'm never moving to boring Long Island/Connecticut!!!

Upper West Side by Jared March 23, 2005