jared's definitions

Squg

The cross between a squeeze and a hug, if you were to squg someone, you'd be hugging them just a little harder than a hug and softer than a squeeze.

Jared and Emily squg each other when they say hello or goodbye

by JaRed January 27, 2015

stuerize

Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.

Goddamnit Stu, you're such an asshole, stop stuerizing me.

by Jared January 8, 2004

Filthy Pier

First off, look at dirty sanchez and pay close attention to the definition that says u wipe the poop with ur finger or thumb, now this is basically the same except u take your 2 pinkys and make a French type moustasche on her face and could even be equipped with the proper French noises.

Wee Wee Madame, compliments to the chef

by Jared March 25, 2005

a.b.s

Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving

'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'

by Jared September 1, 2008

mushroom eye

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.

Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...

by Jared June 17, 2005

cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 8, 2005

shebang

a lame word used for parties, or more common, tests by lame math teachers who get frisky from math

Alright children, get ready for your shebang of education.

by Jared October 18, 2003