jared's definitions

dadue

The word that could mean anything.

i.e.- DADUE!(hello)
- why the hell is he so Dadue

by jared June 9, 2003

BFUWG

Big Fat Ugly White Guy's disease.

Dude, my doctor just diagnosed me with BFWUG.

by Jared May 30, 2003

mushroom eye

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.

Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...

by Jared June 17, 2005

CCBeast

CCBeast is a striking marvelous person of all amazingness. She is incredible in every aspect and deserves the earth she walks on to be cherished for generations to come!

The one and only Beast!

by Jared October 29, 2004

qualijare

coolness, a good thing,

dude that was qualijare

by Jared November 20, 2003

cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 8, 2005

Chermak

One who sits in the dormroom all day long and jerks off minimum of five times a day

I have Chermak for my roomate

by Jared March 19, 2005