jared's definitions

Boogaerts

A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.

Did you see Boogaerts? Oh my gosh, what an incredibly amazingly unbeleivably irresistable guy!

by Jared April 4, 2005

stuerize

Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.

Goddamnit Stu, you're such an asshole, stop stuerizing me.

by Jared January 8, 2004

Jit

Used as a mild herb in medicines

u got somma dat jit boi

by jared November 7, 2003

Anal Vialator

One who is obsessed with anal sex

Prison is full of anal vialators

by Jared April 14, 2005

Pimp

Portugue In Managing Putinhas

yo that guee is a pimp... oh wait... hes spanish... fag

by Jared September 19, 2003

Klacktype

1. A person who is abusively loud, particularly in inappropriate situations.
2. Same as (1), also morbidly grotesque features -- re: very very ugly, and inappropriately loud.

I don't know what it was, perhaps a Klacktype or ChewyChomp, all I know is I pissed my pants and I'm not ashamed.

by Jared August 4, 2004

pischer

a yiddish for -small penis- also an insult
(see also, schmuk)

Shut the fuck up you little pischer

by jared July 12, 2003