jared's definitions

a.b.s

Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving

'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'

by Jared September 1, 2008

Chinarican

A foreigner.

The man across the street is some kind of Chinarican or something.

by jared November 26, 2003

copout

nick name for content on the copout.net website.

Is there any new stuff on copout?

by Jared December 22, 2004

homoerotica

a unique style of gay sex

James is into the acts of homoerotica

by Jared April 14, 2005

sandbar

The area between the dick and the ass. Also referred to as the grundle or gooch.

Please fondle my sandbar.

by Jared April 16, 2003

massachusetts

greatest state ever

home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!

Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck


and thats why massachusetts is awesome

massachusetts is awesome because we have TWO champion teams

by Jared November 12, 2004

fixie

A bicycle lacking a freewheel mechanism in the rear hub. That is the crank set and rear wheel are completely dependent of one another. To propel forward or backwards the pedals must be moving.

Aaron lets go lay down some skids; I just tuned up my new fixie.

by Jared September 2, 2004