jared's definitions

ebaumsworld

Ebaumsworld is the internet whore, everybody has gotten on it and after a while u get sick of it.

Albinoblacksheep is another hoe who makes less money.

by Jared March 25, 2005

Mushroom eye

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.

When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye

by Jared June 17, 2005

po presence

n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit

"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"

by Jared May 13, 2005

^#^

Implies blushing due to embarassment or other such occurances.

Statement: You're so cute.
Reply: ^#^

by Jared July 19, 2004

muffcheese

Globular nasties in and around the vulva formed from dried secretions, lint and other vaginal nasties.

I woulda eaten you out, but I'm muffcheese intolerant.

by Jared May 4, 2004

lootcakes

1. money

2. currency

3. something that is being used extensively by a significant other

a. my bitch is snackin on my lootcakes

b. im runnin low on lootcakes

by Jared September 5, 2004

homoerotica

a unique style of gay sex

James is into the acts of homoerotica

by Jared April 14, 2005