jared's definitions

pischer

a yiddish for -small penis- also an insult
(see also, schmuk)

Shut the fuck up you little pischer

by jared July 12, 2003

manzo

Da fuckin man. Better than 'the man'

Yo he crushed 10 bitches, he's da fuckin manzo!

by Jared April 25, 2005

cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 8, 2005

Squg

The cross between a squeeze and a hug, if you were to squg someone, you'd be hugging them just a little harder than a hug and softer than a squeeze.

Jared and Emily squg each other when they say hello or goodbye

by JaRed January 27, 2015

butt gnome

One who gives it up the ass.

Friggin gayass butt gnomes.

by Jared August 25, 2003

stuerize

Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.

Goddamnit Stu, you're such an asshole, stop stuerizing me.

by Jared January 8, 2004

Filthy Pier

First off, look at dirty sanchez and pay close attention to the definition that says u wipe the poop with ur finger or thumb, now this is basically the same except u take your 2 pinkys and make a French type moustasche on her face and could even be equipped with the proper French noises.

Wee Wee Madame, compliments to the chef

by Jared March 25, 2005