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109 definitions by jared

 
15.
Da fuckin man. Better than 'the man'
Yo he crushed 10 bitches, he's da fuckin manzo!
by Jared April 25, 2005
 
16.
To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.
I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.
by Jared May 25, 2004
 
17.
A cult like religion created by WWE Superstar Matt Hardy.
I follow Mattitude, baby!
by Jared January 27, 2005
 
18.
Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.
Blackjack is not as easy as AYB is trying to say it is.
by Jared November 02, 2003
 
19.
A racial epitaph, commonly used to describe people of caucasian descent.
Whitey: "Excuse me kind streetbum, but do you know in which direction I need to go to reach 3rd Avenue?"

Streetbum: "Screw you honkee!"
by Jared May 26, 2004
 
20.
Globular nasties in and around the vulva formed from dried secretions, lint and other vaginal nasties.
I woulda eaten you out, but I'm muffcheese intolerant.
by Jared May 04, 2004
 
21.
1. money

2. currency

3. something that is being used extensively by a significant other
a. my bitch is snackin on my lootcakes

b. im runnin low on lootcakes
by Jared September 05, 2004