jared's definitions

cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

by Jared February 21, 2005

smetanka

Just too cool.

see smetankalicious.

by Jared June 28, 2004

fellers

another word for fellows;friends

Me and my fellers went to the movies

by Jared June 25, 2004

swelve

If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.

"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"

by jared December 6, 2002

Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

People who enjoy 'Six Steps to Spiritual Revival' will also love 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men'

"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"

by jared December 5, 2002

double chin

Being so fat that you have one chin under another.

Brysons double chin makes him look like a turkey. Gobble Gobble!

by Jared June 7, 2004

New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.

I fucking HEART New York!!!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005