Enterprise bargaining

1. Where the boss sits you down and tells you how you will be paid. or screwed over, there is no "bargaining"
I prefer to call it "entrprise shafting" and hey, if you don't like it, theres the door.
2. Nothing to do with star trek, Pickard, or Kirk haggling for new phasers.

This enterprise bargaining is so win win, i work an 80hr week for the pay of a 40hr week, fantastic!

by jamesbrown May 02, 2003

Prut

French, Flemmish, Danish and many other european languages for fart

This danish girl my mate married thought she could get away with farting by saying " no it was a fart, it was a prut"

by jamesbrown April 25, 2003

Bevan

Winnie blue smoking, vb or XXXX drinking, loud mouthed, usually very thin, or sometimes quite fat. Found with the sheila, sheilas may go by such names as shazza,lozza, narelle,sherelle, typical bevan names include dazza, tezza,wozza,davo and micko. Bevan is a Queensland, Australia native, see also the boganfrom Melbourne, or the westie from Sydney- NSW.
Any of these may also and most likely act like a yobbo

Go down to woodridge, you'll see many bevans driving their commodores or torries (torana)

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Thong

Australian for cheap rubber footwear, known as flip flopsor jandles in New zealand, dunno what yanks call them.

I laugh when yanks get confused by the sign in aussie pubs that say "no thongs" at the door.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

drop the kids at the pool

Evacuating the lower bowell, squeezing out a darkie, doing a poo!!

Wait a minute, i just have to drop the kids at the pool then we can go out.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

paddy wagon

Also used in the northern states of Australia, the wankers down south call them divvy vans

I dont like riding in the back of paddy wagons, they dont have seatbelts and for some reason the cops always want to test their brakes when i'm in the back.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Softcock

1.Piker, someone who doesn't want to party hard or party at all, one with no guts or balls.

Dude, it's only 3.00 am and you want to leave?, what a softcock!.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003