heptune's definitions

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune August 31, 2008

schnitzelmouse

(n)A fat-bodied, short-legged mouselike rodent, a vole.

My cat left a dead schnitzelmouse on our porch.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

bust

(v) To move the bowels.

Get out of my way; I need to bust.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

mae west

(n)A parachuting malfunction more officially called a lineover, in which a line crosses over the top of the parachute, dividing the canopy into two parts. The result resembles a giant bra; hence the reference to the well-endowed late actress.

I got a mae west and had to use my reserve.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

weirdshitometer

(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.

That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!

by Heptune May 15, 2005

shithaul

(v) To abuse a vehicle: to drive a car on rough terrain for which it was not intended, to haul more in a truck than it was designed to carry. Newfoundland slang.

My shocks are ruined since my boy shithauled the car last week.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

worble

(n) A botfly larva. The parent fly lays its eggs in a person or animal, and the larva grows into a huge maggot that migrates to the neck and chews its way out when it is ready to pupate. Also spelled warble, wormil.

The rabbit was dead, but we could see that its neck was moving as if it had an alien under its skin, and the next thing we knew, a giant worble the size of a shotgun shell crawled out of it. And we figured that rabbit was better off dead.

by Heptune May 17, 2005