heptune's definitions

Gary, Indiana

(n) the only interesting thing to see in Indiana on Rt.80/90, remarkable for being an industrial wasteland.

Make sure you wake me up when we get to Gary, Indiana, so I can see the fire-breathing smokestacks of Mordor.

by heptune June 15, 2006

punkies

(n) blackflies, a kind of small biting fly or gnat. The word has the same Native American root as the name of the town Punxsutawney, PA.

If you are surrounded by a cloud of punkies, go into a car or tent, and they will all land on the walls. Then you can squish them easily.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

whistler

(n) A kind of booger that causes a whistling noise as air passes through the nose.

No matter how hard I blow my nose, I can't seem to dislodge this whistler.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

stout

(n) a deerfly, a huge biting fly with striped wings that lives in northern Canada. Newfoundland slang.

I hit the stout with a hammer and thought I had killed it, but it just shook itself off and flew away.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

GINO

(n) An acronym meaning "Godzilla in Name Only," refering to the American version of Godzilla from the movie of that name made in 1998.

Any true G-fan will tell you that GINO is a pathetic excuse for a monster.

by Heptune May 13, 2005

thumbkin

1. (n) A small, thumb-sized penis.
2. (n) The owner of a small, thumb-sized penis.

Just between you and me, Phil is a thumbkin.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

shitbaked

(adj) Terrified. Newfoundland slang.

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!

by Heptune May 14, 2005