heptune's definitions

rope snot

(n) nasal mucus that adheres into a long, coherent string that can be extracted from the nasal cavity by gently pulling on the emergent end

I had amazing rope snot with that last cold; I was able to pull out a cable of mucus 5 inches long.

by heptune June 15, 2006

tree rat

(n)An unflattering slang term for a squirrel.

Penn State campus is overrun with fat, fearless tree rats.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

doodlebug

(n) An ant-lion, an insect larva that digs conical pits in order to trap ants.

Morty liked to drop ants into doodlebug pits.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

wedge

(n) A stupid person. Originates from the fact that the wedge is a simple machine.

A wedge is the simplest tool known to man.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune June 15, 2006

spudge

(n) The pasty stuff that comes out of a blackhead pimple.

Joe enjoyed squeezing the spudge out of his blackheads.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

go in

(v) In skydiving, to fail to open the parachute, to fall to one's death.

Oh, my God, Joe's going in!

by Heptune May 14, 2005