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musclelump

(n) (pronounced MUSS kuh lump) A body builder.
The musclelump's muscles were so overdeveloped he looked deformed.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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penis car

(n) A sports car or any other flashy car intended to serve as an attractant for females.
He cruised the streets in his red penis car, boom box blaring, searching for prey.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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extended use fee

(n) A library euphemism for an overdue fine.
I didn't return the book by the due date, so I got charged an extended use fee.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.
I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.
by heptune June 15, 2006
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go in

(v) In skydiving, to fail to open the parachute, to fall to one's death.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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spudge

(n) The pasty stuff that comes out of a blackhead pimple.
Joe enjoyed squeezing the spudge out of his blackheads.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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doodlebug

(n) An ant-lion, an insect larva that digs conical pits in order to trap ants.
Morty liked to drop ants into doodlebug pits.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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