heptune's definitions

boneless ham

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.

In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

meatloaf

(n) A cat relaxing with its front paws tucked out of sight under its chest. Usage originates with cartoonist Kliban's cat pictures.

Tiger is a happy meatloaf on the windowsill.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

spudge

(n) The pasty stuff that comes out of a blackhead pimple.

Joe enjoyed squeezing the spudge out of his blackheads.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

tree rat

(n)An unflattering slang term for a squirrel.

Penn State campus is overrun with fat, fearless tree rats.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

wedge

(n) A stupid person. Originates from the fact that the wedge is a simple machine.

A wedge is the simplest tool known to man.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

fly bomb

(v) In an outhouse, to poop on top of fly-covered shit that is already there.

I used to wait until all the flies had returned and settled back down on the shit, and then I would fly bomb them.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune June 15, 2006