heptune's definitions

Gary, Indiana

(n) the only interesting thing to see in Indiana on Rt.80/90, remarkable for being an industrial wasteland.

Make sure you wake me up when we get to Gary, Indiana, so I can see the fire-breathing smokestacks of Mordor.

by heptune June 15, 2006

booney dog

(n)A feral dog. Guam slang.

A pack of booney dogs attacked the cyclists.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

nipper

(n) a mosquito. Newfoundland slang.

There were so many nippers around the lake that I had to wear mosquito netting.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

thumbkin

1. (n) A small, thumb-sized penis.
2. (n) The owner of a small, thumb-sized penis.

Just between you and me, Phil is a thumbkin.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Hudson River eel

(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.

Several Hudson River eels littered the filthy pier.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

GINO

(n) An acronym meaning "Godzilla in Name Only," refering to the American version of Godzilla from the movie of that name made in 1998.

Any true G-fan will tell you that GINO is a pathetic excuse for a monster.

by Heptune May 13, 2005

shitbaked

(adj) Terrified. Newfoundland slang.

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!

by Heptune May 14, 2005