heptune's definitions

whistler

(n) A kind of booger that causes a whistling noise as air passes through the nose.

No matter how hard I blow my nose, I can't seem to dislodge this whistler.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

stout

(n) a deerfly, a huge biting fly with striped wings that lives in northern Canada. Newfoundland slang.

I hit the stout with a hammer and thought I had killed it, but it just shook itself off and flew away.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

punkies

(n) blackflies, a kind of small biting fly or gnat. The word has the same Native American root as the name of the town Punxsutawney, PA.

If you are surrounded by a cloud of punkies, go into a car or tent, and they will all land on the walls. Then you can squish them easily.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

obstructicator

(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.

The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department.

by Heptune May 19, 2005

wob

A glob of pasty fecal matter that is too soft to hold a distinctive turd shape, and too solid to make a puddle.

My cat was leaving yellow wobs outside of his litterbox, so I took him to the vet.

by heptune June 15, 2006

thumbkin

1. (n) A small, thumb-sized penis.
2. (n) The owner of a small, thumb-sized penis.

Just between you and me, Phil is a thumbkin.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

GINO

(n) An acronym meaning "Godzilla in Name Only," refering to the American version of Godzilla from the movie of that name made in 1998.

Any true G-fan will tell you that GINO is a pathetic excuse for a monster.

by Heptune May 13, 2005