heptune's definitions

far-righteous

(adj) (derog) Extreme right-wing politically and actively seeking to enshrine religiously based views into law

The far-righteous legislators are trying to legalize violence against gay people.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune August 31, 2008

bayman

(n) A person from any part of Newfoundland except St. Johns. People from St. Johns are called townies.

"Ask a townie for a smoke,
He will say his pipe is broke;
Ask a bayman for a chew,
He will bite it off for you."
(verse from traditional song, Muscles in the Corner)

by Heptune May 14, 2005

woojie

(v) to play with a cat or baby by gently poking, tickling, or blowing on their body, especially in the belly area. May also involve gently rolling the recumbent subject back and forth by placing a hand on the belly.

"You're so cute, you know I'm going to have to woojie you!"

by heptune June 15, 2006

cootie

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.

One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

making shit up

The process by which some academics (especially those in sociology and education) develop theories, do research, and publish articles.

The idea that the mummy was Nefertiti was established by the process of making shit up.

by Heptune May 15, 2005

weirdshitometer

(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.

That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!

by Heptune May 15, 2005