(n) A sandal that consists of a rubber sole held on by a strip of rubber that passes between the big toe and the adjacent toe; also called flipflop. The word is Japanese in origin.
It's okay to wear zoris on the beach, but you shouldn't wear them to school.
(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.
That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!
(v) In an outhouse, to poop on top of fly-covered shit that is already there.
I used to wait until all the flies had returned and settled back down on the shit, and then I would fly bomb them.
1. A small fly with triangular wings that crawls out of drains in the bathroom and breeds in septic systems.
2. A greenbottle fly of the kind that frequents fecal deposits.
I know it's a pretty color, but it's still a shit fly!
(n) The foul-smelling fruit of the ginko tree, which, because it contains butyric acid, smells like rotten butter or puke.
The puke berry comes only from female ginko trees and looks like a small apricot and has a large, round pit.
(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.
The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.
(n) a deerfly, a huge biting fly with striped wings that lives in northern Canada. Newfoundland slang.
I hit the stout with a hammer and thought I had killed it, but it just shook itself off and flew away.