70 definitions by heptune

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.
In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.
by Heptune May 16, 2005
(n) a deerfly, a huge biting fly with striped wings that lives in northern Canada. Newfoundland slang.
I hit the stout with a hammer and thought I had killed it, but it just shook itself off and flew away.
by Heptune May 16, 2005
(n) a sow bug, a harmless terrestrial isopod commonly found under rocks and in soil. Also called a roly poly. So called because the critter rolls up into a tight little pill when you poke it.
I waited for a long time, and finally the pill bug unrolled and crawled away.
by Heptune May 16, 2005
(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.
That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!
by Heptune May 13, 2005
(v) In an outhouse, to poop on top of fly-covered shit that is already there.
I used to wait until all the flies had returned and settled back down on the shit, and then I would fly bomb them.
by Heptune May 11, 2005
(n) The foul-smelling fruit of the ginko tree, which, because it contains butyric acid, smells like rotten butter or puke.
The puke berry comes only from female ginko trees and looks like a small apricot and has a large, round pit.
by Heptune May 17, 2005
(n) nasal mucus that adheres into a long, coherent string that can be extracted from the nasal cavity by gently pulling on the emergent end
I had amazing rope snot with that last cold; I was able to pull out a cable of mucus 5 inches long.
by heptune June 13, 2006

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