heptune's definitions

crust

(n) Dandruff, especially a heavy or severe case.

He had crust all over the shoulders of his black suit.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

stew dog

(n) a dog that is so annoying that its only value would be as an ingredient in stew.

Joe's hideous little dachshund that bites your ankles and barks all the time is a stew dog.

by heptune June 15, 2006

dingleman

An ice cream man, a man who sells ice cream from a truck. So named because of the bell that is used to summon customers to the truck.

Mom, I hear the dingleman. Can I have some money for a popsicle?

by heptune February 3, 2006

boneless ham

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.

In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

rope snot

(n) nasal mucus that adheres into a long, coherent string that can be extracted from the nasal cavity by gently pulling on the emergent end

I had amazing rope snot with that last cold; I was able to pull out a cable of mucus 5 inches long.

by heptune June 15, 2006

Cornerboy

(n) A person from Cornerbrook, Newfoundland.

Buddy's just an old Cornerboy, me son.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

booney dog

(n)A feral dog. Guam slang.

A pack of booney dogs attacked the cyclists.

by Heptune May 14, 2005